Saturday, October 27, 2018

Trump-supporting, bodybuilding, Native American Florida strip-club worker is revealed as the ‘MAGAbomber’ who ‘sent suspicious packages to 12 liberals’

Trump-supporting, bodybuilding, Native American Florida strip-club worker is revealed as the ‘MAGAbomber’ who ‘sent suspicious packages to 12 liberals’

Of course.

5 comments:

midnight rider said...

So we are to believe a 56 yr old Trump supporting 'roid using body building Native American (who the Seminole tribe claims was not one of theirs despite his claims) stripper who didn't have enough money for his own joint had enough money to buy all the components for the pipe bombs without raising any suspicions despite his really non-descript van then assembled a dozen or more of those in said non-descript van where he was living including all the packaging since one would assume he wouldn't risk doing it somewhere in public where he might be inadvertently discovered.

If you really buy all that lock stock and barrel then let me tell you about a 64 yr old former postal worker/IRS agent/real estate investor turned high stakes gambler who was worth in excess of 5 million bucks who suddenly bought 55 guns in a 1 yr period (that's one a week when did he have time to gamble???) haul thirty of them plus ammo and mags and tripods and such into a hotel without raising suspicions and all by himself with no formal training managed to gun down over 450 people killing 58 of them from a 32nd floor hotel window fire 200 rounds through a hotel door and only wound a security guard in the leg (who then suddenly disappeared to Mexico or some such for a few days).

Well, sorry, but given the (management of) the Federal Bureau of Intimidation's track record of late call me skeptical.

Where the fuck is Ockham when you need him?

midnight rider said...

Oh and gee let's tie him straight to Trump by labeling him the MAGAbomber.

Always On Watch said...

Any word on Sayoc's family?

Pastorius said...

The bigger the lie, the more the very obvious offense of the lie is telling you just to shut the fuck up and stay out of the way.

Pastorius said...

Only thing is, if you are going to stage these "bombs", why make them fake?

What purpose does that serve?