Friday, March 17, 2006

Infidel Babe Of The Week


Aria Giovanni.

If someone even tried to wrap this babe up in a burqa, nature itself would rebel. There would be earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes. Dogs and cats would run wild in the street. Mere anarchy would be loosed upon the Earth.

Hell, even liberals would be upset.

Hint to all guys; Google the hell out of her name. You ain't gonna believe your eyes. She's the modern pinup chick, in a league with Marily Monroe, or Betty Page, or that little hottie from the Avengers.

There's really no one to compare.

31 comments:

Scottage said...

Wow, my first glimpse of her, and oh my my. I would definitely google her. mmmmmm

Pastorius said...

Be careful.

Kiddo said...

You guys sure do like chesty babes. I think it's hilarious, actually. I'm on vacation in sunny Florida, maybe I'll find some luscious babes on the beach to photograph for you horndogs. Horny Bloggers Alliance perhaps? Haha!

Anonymous said...

im going to get fired. i wont be coming back on this page until later when someone else has made a longer post.

pastorius, you suck

(big hug)

Epaminondas said...
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Epaminondas said...

Not even a hijab could obscure such delectation ...

But what's her IQ?
Gotta have something to talk about during dinner right? While waiting for the cognac after dessert?


Hello?
Is that laughter I hear?

Pastorius said...

I could talk to this babe about shoes and shopping all night long. No problem.

Pastorius said...

PG,
I had the distinct lack of pleasure of spending two weeks in Florida this past year.

There are no hot babes in Florida, except for the Cubanas en Miami.

I do apologize to any Florida readers. And, if I am wrong, please tell me where to go to scope hot babes next time I'm out there, because I have to go there a lot.

Pastorius said...

Eteraz,
Don't blame me or Aria if you get fired. Blame that pic of Jeff Goldblum.

Anonymous said...

Helloooooooo, in-fi-del!

J said...

"There are no hot babes in Florida"

try miami, some of the hottest babes in the world, i used to go there all the time. a lot in west palm as well. maybe they're just well hidden.

oh, and isn't aria a errrr, pornstar. mmmmm, pornstar.

Pastorius said...

Pornstar? I wouldn't know about that, What, pray tell, is a pornstar?

Anonymous said...

She has done a number of lesbian videos and one scene in which she fists her you know what. Hasn't been filmed being poked in the pooper yet so she falls short of perfection.

Pastorius said...

Heh, I never knew that when we started this site it would reach to such heights of compassion, mysticism and reason.

J said...

we've really lowered the tone with this one, :)

"Pornstar? I wouldn't know about that, What, pray tell, is a pornstar? "

i'll tell you when you're a little bit older pastorius. i don't want to corrupt any young minds.

Pastorius said...

You know, J, the good book says, there is a time to every purpose ...

even if that purpose is pokin' someone in the pooper, I guess.

Pastorius said...

I went to Naples, VEro Beach, West Palm Beach, and Miami. Like I said, there are hotCubanas in Miami, but i didn't see much else.

Pastorius said...

Avenging Apostate, you know you're right. This woman has the ability to distract all men from their endeavors.

Maybe we ought to see if she will go "negotiate" with Ahmadinejad. She might just be able to solve the whole Middle East mess.

Epaminondas said...

The quran is right, look how many comments this has. I hereby convert from Bokononism

Well, we'll know everyone in hell.

A gentler, kinder, convivial hell.







with infidel babes

Pastorius said...

Sounds like Santa Monica to me.

citizen_us said...

Man, nice comments on THIS post. HA!

if there aint no infidel babes, i dont wanna go to heaven, or hell.

Pastorius said...

Joe C.

This is the most out there comments thread we've ever had. I oughta put Tera Patrick up next. That oughta really inspire the weirdos to come out of the woodwork.

Stogie said...

I notice that Mahmoud is staring up at Aria's picture with his fist clenched. Wonder what he is mentally grabbing? :)

Pastorius said...

He looks like he's pleading doesn't he?

Please, please, give me some of that.

Anonymous said...

can't help it I'm addicted, i like big butts and i dont know why,,,,

Anonymous said...

are you all still there, i am the only saddo out here

Pastorius said...

don't try to figure it out, jonz, just go with it.

Kiddo said...

Of course there are hot babes in Florida. I'm here. Just kidding. But I did live in Miami for a few years, and I think the South American chicks are really the babes there, even if the Cubanas are rather fond of spandex.

I'll keep my camera ready as always though, just for you guys. GUYS, I do mean. It'll be fun on the beach! Keep in mind that you have to go to the right places though, this is the US capitol of old folks and some rather heinous looking yet scantily clad tourists. Not attractive.

J said...

ds, just make sure you take safe search of :) (i wish there were some built in smilie faces with bloggers comments)

Kiddo said...

Re: The Avengers (one of my favorite shows ever), which of the 3 sidekicks do you mean? I'm assuming either Honor Blackman or Diana Rigg and not the 3rd chick. But oh, how I love Rigg as Emma Peel.

Pastorius said...

Pim's Ghost,
I was referring to Emma Peel. Wow.