This is hilarious in its bizarreness. Words simply escape me.
Excepts:
The IDF had just handed the city over to Palestinian rule under the Oslo agreements. Arafat, speaking to thousands at a rally at the Church of the Nativity, declared, "This is the birthplace of our Lord the Messiah, the Palestinian."
"This is the holy city, the city of the Palestinian Lord."
[...]
"Jesus was a refugee and lived under occupation," Dr. Naim Ateek, a canon at St. George's Anglican Cathedral in Jerusalem, said in 1999, as the Holy Land prepared to celebrate the millenium of Jesus's birth.
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Seasonal maledictions and woe unto you Kaffir sons of pigs and monkeys.
May Allah’s vengeance fall upon you worshippers of the winged idol sodomized by the topmost branch of a conifer sapling. The tree-idol is the ultimate in debauchery, for our beloved Prophet even at his horniest never had carnal relationships with vegetation, though you Kaffirs may mock his mufa’khathat of Ayesha with your blasphemous custom of sitting children on Santa's lap.
This practice is an intentionally Islamophobic parody of the hadith in which Mohammad said to Ayesha “Ho! Ho! Ho! Come here little girl and sit on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that comes up”. And of course ‘Santa’ is an anagram of the true name of the Prophet.
So, may Allah curse your abominable festivities. May your tinsel tarnish and your balloons deflate. May your turkeys catch bird flu and your mistletoe be consumed by aphids. May your elderly relatives give you presents of ill-fitting knitwear and your objectionable in-laws buy drumkits for your children. May your holly scratch you and the wounds turn septic, and may your ivy be of the poisonous variety.
Inshallah soon all of Dar al-Harb will be Muslim, and your corrupted infidel ******mas Carols will be replaced by the genuine halal versions:
Little Bomber Boy
Jingle Belts
Violent Night
While Shepherds Screw Their Flocks
Frosty the Boobytrap
Wreck the Halls
Go Shell Them From the Mountain
Repulsive Jews Below
Oh Come all ye Fanatical
Oh TannenBOOM
No-go Town of Bethlehem
Hijacked Three Ships
Slay Ride
- Ayatollah Khomeini
Dormitory Supervisor and Child Protection Officer
al-Catamite Madrassah
Le Whore
Upper Khyber
Pakistan
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