Monday, January 08, 2007

It Was A "Miscommunication" - OK, So WTF Is Up With The Bomb? - Oh Wait, It Was Sprinkler Parts

Yesterday we were told that the incident at the Port of Miami was a "miscommunication. So, why did they find a bomb today, and why is airspace restricted over the Port? And, why are there poisonous gases killing birds in NYC and Austin, Texas?

WTF is going on?



They've detonated the bomb found here at the Port of Miami. The package was to be loaded onto a cruise ship. But it was a small explosion so, like, what's the diff, right?

Are we supposed to believe all of these events are unrelated said the blind man to his deaf daughter as they both went tumbling down the stairs? Like all those well planned sudden lone jihadis,"it ain't the jihad it's a mental illness" (well that too.)

A suspicious device was found Monday at the Port of Miami, according to officials. FOX NEWS A bomb squad was on the scene; officers were seen donning explosive suits.A spokesman for the Miami-Dade Police said the bomb squad has located some sort of instrument that tested positive for C-4 — a type of plastic explosive, reported local FOX affiliate WSVN-TV.

Miami-Dade Police were gathered near Cruise Terminal H of the port, where Royal Caribbean's Majesty of the Seas cruise ship is docked. The ship and it's 2,356 guests and 812-member crew is scheduled to leave Monday night for five days.

WSVN is also reporting that flight restrictions have been placed over Port of Miami.

NEW YORK: What's That Smell? FOX NEWS Natural gas-like odor forces building evacuations across Manhattan; New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says initial reports show substance isn't harmful, although still no word on what it is

TEXAS: Downtown Austin Shut Down After Dead Birds Found FOX NEWS: AUSTIN, Texas — Police shut down a 10-block stretch of Congress Avenue in the heart of downtown early Monday after up to 60 dead birds were found, but a state health official said preliminary air-quality tests showed no dangerous chemicals and that the area should reopen soon.

The carcasses of the grackles, sparrows and pigeons were being tested locally and at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, but officials did not believe bird flu was involved or that people are in danger.


UPDATE: It was just sprinkler parts.

Oh, ok. Got it.

No, really, I believe you.

7 comments:

Epaminondas said...

I detect an air of slightly sarcastic cynicism...zn

Pastorius said...

No, really. I really do believe them. It was a sprinker, you see.

Pastorius said...

Epa,
By the way, did I tell you about how I almost blew myself up with a hammer the other day? It was the weirdest thing.

Epaminondas said...

BTW I heard the jews were experimenting with the special arab targeted SARS birds again, and that's what happened in Austin, the sprinklers was an armenian diversion by the circassian mob, so they could get the Israeli X into the port.

Dag said...

I can hardly tear myself away from reading Dr. David Duke at indymedia long enough to get into his work under the name of Dorothy, where he writes a sex manual for women on, among other things, analingus. Yup, it's sure a good thing we have the Left to let us know what the real truth is, the truth the Zionist cabal keep from all of the stupid folks like us.

On, Duke isn't a Leftist, is he? He's a Rightist like Ken Livingstone. No, I mean like George Galloway. No, I mean like....

Damn, pass that sex manual so I can figure out what political positions mean in this very weird world. Analingus? Isn't that something politicians do when they want me to vote for them?

Pastorius said...

Dag,
You should write that as a post.

Anonymous said...

Dag, that was way more information than I needed while eating dinner.