Saturday, January 13, 2007

Proposal: Infidel Dog Of The Week

I propose a new category at IBA: The Infidel Dog Of The Week.

He would be the perfect paragon:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Perfect Infidel Dog

To read why go to Roncesvalles.

By the way, here you see my little Jack at nine weeks old. In March he will be three years. He goes after wild boars and vermin and attacks at the sound of "Arafat". (NO joke!)



I submit him as a candidate for next week's Infidel Dog!

12 comments:

Urban Infidel said...

I love this idea!

Can I submit my dog too? He's 100% all-American super mutt!

Watcher said...

Editrix, great I idea. You have my vote on both.

Anonymous said...

Why not create a similar category for pork-based food and dishes from all over the world?

The_Editrix said...

@ Urban Infidel: Do we really want a multiculti dog? Maybe you can emphasize his American-ness by giving im a crew-cut?

@ Watcher: Thank you!

@ Anon: Great Idea! I will post some Infidel Recipes.

Regards
Nora and Jack (and Jill and their babies JayJay/Jack Junior, Jeremy, Jessie, Jinx and Jenny)

Anonymous said...

I nominate the bagel as infidel food of the week, even though it is non-pork, on the grounds that (1) it's of Jewish origin, which any dealth cultist is religiously obligated to be irrationally offended by; and (2) it reminds the dealth cultists of their defeat by Jan III Sobieski of Poland at the Gates of Vienna on the 12th of September, 1683. According to legend, a Jewish baker in Vienna, knowing Jan III's fondness for horses, baked the first bagel in the shape of a stirrup or horseshoe and presented it to him as a gesture to honour his victory, when he entered Vienna after breaking the dealth cultists' siege.

Anonymous said...

If anyone here is into fine wine, good beer or just good booze in general, then maybe you can add a new category of fine infidel drink as well. What else is haram that you can put up? Music. Try Carmina Burana, a song of lust and debauchery, but it's OK because it's classical and sung in Latin, which no one understands.

Pastorius said...

I love these ideas. Anonymous, I didn't know the story about the bagel. That is really cool.

I love Carmina Burana, and I love wine and beer, and honestly, it doesn't even have to be that fine.

:)

Watcher said...

I see some major IBA face lift coming, with all these great new ideas. :-)

Anonymous said...

I would like to nominate the Dogs of War:

http://www.defenselink.mil/home/features/2006/Working-Dogs/index.html

http://kalapanapundit.blogspot.com/2006/05/rin-tin-tin-rules.html

Thanks of a great idea.

Urban Infidel said...

Editrix,
All you have to do is see his pic. I call him a 'Brooklyn Dingo' because I found him on the street. You can't buy dogs like this:

http://s97.photobucket.com/albums/l217/suzannyc/Infidel%20Dog%20of%20the%20Week%20Candidate/?action=view¤t=familypics072.jpg

And a tribute to the Dogs of War is a really good idea.

Pastorius said...

Watcher,
It would be nice. If I had someone I could trust with the template, I'd be doing all sorts of things. I have a lot of ideas, but no one to help me.

The_Editrix said...

Urban, the link just takes me to the Photobucket startpage. I'd love to see him.

Will you email the pic to editrix at editrixoffice dot com, please?

Best regards
Nora