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I don't know whether this news report is based on facts, but it's too good to be missed. According to YNetNews, Moshe Aryeh Friedman, the senior Neturei Karta member, who passionately kissed the unwashed/-shaved monstrosity Adolfdingbat, will now have to find a female who will consent kissing HIM, as his wife has decided to forsake him, following her parents’ sage advice.

The 'Ultra-Orthodox Voice' service reported that when Friedman returned to Vienna he found out that his wife had fled to the Satmar community in Williamsburg, New York City. There she approached rabbis and asked them to help her divorce her husband due to his misdeeds.

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