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Friday, August 03, 2007

Oh my god, someone pull that summer squash out of my headl

Israelis bombard Gaza -- this time with salvo of salad

JERUSALEM (AFP) - Israeli forces have again bombarded the Gaza Strip, but this time the "forces" were civilians and their "ammunition" a mixed salad salvo of summer vegetables, fruit and eggs, the press reported on Friday.

The real army put a quick stop to Thursday's barrage, but those behind the ad hoc artillery bombardment still got their message across.

For six years southern Israel has been the target of deadly, though usually inaccurate, homemade rockets fired by Palestinian militants. Nine people have been killed and dozens wounded, mostly in and around the town of Sderot.

"Since the government has done nothing (to stop the attacks), we decided to take things into our own hands," Yigal Tzur, who heads the self-styled Sderot Support Committee, told the Maariv daily newspaper.

So they built a launcher from piping and filled it with inflammable liquid for propulsion purposes.

Then, taking aim at the northern Gaza town of Beit Hanun close to the frontier with Israel, they opened fire -- with tomatoes, eggs, cucumbers, mangoes and even corn on the cob.

THOSE JUZE AND THEIR SUPER WEAPONS...all those tomatoes are laced with estrogen !

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Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'd like to see em make produce a "bacon bazooka" with cluster bacon munitions that, when detonated by via proximity fuse, showers every muslim within a hundred yards with bacon shrapnel....

Lee / Columbus
semper existo vigilant
islam delenda est

Friday, August 03, 2007 7:07:00 pm  
Blogger WATCHER71 said...

yea man PEOPLE POWER!!!
You gotta love those damn Jews and their WMN's..(weapons of mass nutrition)....boy, is rage boy gonna be pissed!!

Saturday, August 04, 2007 12:50:00 am  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

Anon - love the Cato

Saturday, August 04, 2007 11:56:00 am  

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