Oh my god, someone pull that summer squash out of my headl
Israelis bombard Gaza -- this time with salvo of salad
JERUSALEM (AFP) - Israeli forces have again bombarded the, but this time the "forces" were civilians and their "ammunition" a mixed salad salvo of summer vegetables, fruit and eggs, the press reported on Friday.
The real army put a quick stop to Thursday's barrage, but those behind the ad hoc artillery bombardment still got their message across.
For six years southern Israel has been the target of deadly, though usually inaccurate, homemade rockets fired by Palestinian militants. Nine people have been killed and dozens wounded, mostly in and around the town of Sderot.
"Since the government has done nothing (to stop the attacks), we decided to take things into our own hands," Yigal Tzur, who heads the self-styled Sderot Support Committee, told the Maariv daily newspaper.
So they built a launcher from piping and filled it with inflammable liquid for propulsion purposes.
Then, taking aim at the northern Gaza town of Beit Hanun close to the frontier with, they opened fire -- with tomatoes, eggs, cucumbers, mangoes and even corn on the cob.
THOSE JUZE AND THEIR SUPER WEAPONS...all those tomatoes are laced with estrogen !