How Ya' Gonna Keep Them Christian Girls Down On The Farm In Lebanon

Answer is, you can't.

While the Muslim babes are forced to wrap themselves in the death shroud of the burqa, the Christian girls are recreating the great American tradition of Spring Break to help everyone relieve some of the tension of living in a country besieged by Islamofascism:

BEIRUT (Reuters) - Young Ukrainian models in flimsy lingerie spray champagne at a boisterous crowd of young Lebanese at a swanky beach resort south of Beirut -- barely a year after Israeli bombs were falling nearby.

Drinks in hand, shapely women in skimpy bikinis dance to the latest club song with men smoking Cuban cigars, underlining the image of a wealthy hedonist minority seizing any chance to escape their country's political crisis and uncertain future.

The scene at the Oceana beach resort near Damour seems a world away from Lebanon's sectarian tensions and political standoff symbolized by an opposition protest encampment that has paralyzed downtown Beirut for the past nine months.

Woo hoo!