Monday, January 12, 2009

Good Morning, Everyone!

Excepted from Tasty Infidelicacies

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!


Time to wake up, keeds! Wash your face, do all the wudu that you do and start the day!


Oh, never mind. Go back to sleep.

16 comments:

Pastorius said...

How quaint.

Mother Effingby said...

The startled looks of the people in the streets upon hearing the adhan is priceless.

christian soldier said...

Pastorius-just read your post from AVIV-then logged out-re-logged -it has disappeared!
Did Google remove it...
It was great!!
C-CS

Mother Effingby said...

Yeah, what give?

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Anonymous said...

Thats only one damned mosque, In about 2 1/2 hours from now (4am in the morning)there is about 40 of them going to start this cacophony within a kilometer radius of where I live.

WC said...

I like the dumbfounded look of the teenage girl smoking a cigarette 3/4 through. I bet she's thinking "I wonder what I would look like in a burka?"

christian soldier said...

Michigan was first w/the loud 'speakerd' 'prayers...Dearborn...

Pastorius said...

Jewel and CS,

Midnight Rider showed me that that was very likely a hoax. If I find that it is not a hoax, then I will repost it.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius

It was a hoax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyAU_5NHPvY&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Although they have assumed the position, most of them look too old for my tastes.

Talking of tastes:

"No less than 20 Islamic sources—such as the hadiths of Ahmad bin Hanbal—relay that Muhammad used to suck on the tongues of boys and girls". http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/024363.php

YUM YUM!

Anonymous said...

There is one appropriate response to this amplified daily yowling if the yowlers in charge refuse to demonstrate common courtesy and remove the amplification.

It is not happening yet except to Christian, Jewish, and other religious houses. It will not begin until a turning point is reached in the public's understanding of what is happening to their culture. Once the intrusion, harassment, intimidation, threats, and violence have beome too blatant and pervasive for any but the blindest dhimmi's to ignore resistance will begin, however slowly and furtively at first.

And it should be demonstrated however often it takes to get the point across: If you can't play nice with others, you will find yourselves left without a place to play at all.

You can't yowl the adhan from a minaret that no longer exists.

Just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

revereridesagain said...

There is one appropriate response to this amplified daily yowling if the yowlers in charge refuse to demonstrate common courtesy and remove the amplification.

There is no polite way to ask them to remove their noise boxes.

Ten years ago, I ask to mosque that was fifty meters from where I was living if they could turn their speakers down a little, and this was at 4am in the morning. The following evening there was 3-400 raving loonies outside my residence. Luckily, I have so pretty powerful friends within the police, due to helping them train their dogs, so they where able to get me out alive.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I knew it was a prank...not a hoax. The pranskters are 'artistes' who went to several cities in Switzerland to pull these stunts and then posted them on Youtube. They did it in response to the Swiss parliament banning minarets. In their twisted minds they thought they were showing how intolerant the Swiss are, but the reverse effect has taken place.
Shiva, you said there is one response to this outrage, and I would like to know what it is. Clearly the city councils who permit this to happen are loaded with either muslims or their dhimwitted supporters. What can be done if the law doesn't help?

Dhivehi Resistance said...

Put out your own amplified speakers and start blaring the howling of dogs and pig squeals every time they start their screaming?

Always On Watch said...

Dogs would definitely howl and pigs squeal.

Can you imagine hearing this call to prayer in the dark hours of the night? Spoooooky!