According to this article in the UK's Sunday Express, the United States government is paying for 24-hour-a-day armed guards to ensure the safety of the remaining flesh and bone fragments of the 9/11 terrorists:
Somewhere deep in an FBI complex in Virginia, a locked steel freezer carries all that is left of nine of the hijackers who carried out the attack on the Pentagon and brought down Flight 93 in Pennsylvannia. Another secret building in New York holds the charred bone fragments of four of the fanatics who attacked the World Trade Center. The glass containers are under 24-hour armed guard as Amer–ica still tries to come to terms with the enormity of the 2001 atrocities and the ramifications of keeping hold of the body parts of killers hailed across the Middle East as martyrs. The FBI and coroner’s office staff are holding on to the remains while the 9/11 inquiry stays open, but eventually it may be left to the President-elect Barack Obama to decide their fate.
Newsweek ran an article last week which explained that the U.S. government is still in possession of said remains because NONE of the families of the 9/11 terrorists ever came forward to receive the remains. Why? Because, they believed (and rightly so) that to collect the remains would be to admit that their relatives had, as Muslims, committed a terrible atrocity.
Thing is, it is beyond absurd to pay for constant guard over the bone fragments and rotting flesh of one's enemies. They're dead. It's like having armed guards watch over a pet rock.
Really, who gives a shit what happens to the remains of the Jihadi motherfuckers?
The truth is, we here at the Infidel Bloggers Alliance DO CARE.
We care deeply about what happens to the remains of the killers. In fact, we are more than willing to take over, for the U.S. government, the responsibility of guarding the remains of the Islamo-nazi abominations who killed 3,000 of our fellow citizens. We certainly don't Barack Obama to worry his pretty little head, dancing around the dilemma.
We only need to decide what we will do with the putrefying protoplasm. I'm sure some of you out there have some good ideas. And, we want to hear them.
This is an opportunity for us to show how much we care. Let's do IBA proud.
22 comments:
Bury them with pig parts.
If this was started it would change their minds about Martyrdom.
The ultimate motivation for seeking death in jihad is to achieve an enhanced reward in the afterlife. Indeed, given the imagery of paradise as a brothel, with multiple virgins and flowing wine, as compared to the sexual repression of Islamic life on earth, jihad is, in a twisted manner of thinking, a way to meet girls.
Jihadists are fighting a war of beliefs against us. The only we way we can deter them is to disqualify the jihadist. We can do this by making sure everyone sees that we store and bury their remains in contact with something that is revolting and unclean to Allah, say a nice pigskin blanket.
If you read http://www.imamalimasjid.com/students/najasat.htm
you'll find a list of things that are ritually unclean to Moslems.
I suggest we collect all these ingredients, add them to the remains and mix them up in a blender. The resultant cocktail can then be fed to pigs.
E bay
Proceeds to surviving family or to IDF.
As an eBay seller I volunteer to list the buggers. Bids from Islamist countries blocked, of course. Free shipping in finest pigskin containers.
Theological question: What happens if your earthly remains get incorporated into pork sausage after you've been quenching and wenching in Paradise for years?
Pig parts, pig blood, pork renderings -- think General John Blackjack Pershing.
How much of my taxpayer money is the government using in this idiotic and dhimmitudinal agony over terrorists' remains? I want to withhold that portion from the next check I write to IRS.
RRA,
Great idea!
separate any remaining flesh (fat and protein) from bone (calcium) and ....
I think that I would mix in the remains with pork and make some Allah Brand Dog food.
Well, maybe I'm just being snarky, I don't think I would want to feed that to my dog. Ah...solution, give it for free to junk yard owners to feed junk yard dogs.
That would work for me.
Best regards,
Gail S
EPA, I love dogs and wouldn't poison them with that.
Instead, take the bone and pack it in with explosive compounds and as shrapnel being dropped on GAZA. May each of those Palestinians that danced in the streets, passed out candy on 9/11 have their eyes poked out by the bone fragments &index fingers of their "magnificent 19".
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About the ebay concept . . .take the proceeds and fund a project rivaling the Cairo Geniza Unit wrest control of the 450 rolls of film/Munich archive from Angelika Neuwirth .
Bring in traditional (pre-Said Orientalism) scholars:
Christoph Luxenberg, Patricia Crone, and invite Hugh Fitzgerald, Dr. Andrew Bostom, Ibn Warraq, Ali Sina etc. to study/analyze the images for general publication.
Provide ample opportunity to 'run roughshod' and fully challenge Islam with the same vigor Neuwirth's colleagues have enjoyed running roughshod over every other religious doctrine.
Cremate the remains
"The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
eBay has a "Weird Stuff" listing category with a "Totally Bizarre" subcategory. Should be a perfect fit. Describe as "junk drawer lot" -- I gather they're kept in a drawer and if anything qualifies as junk...
Is Andres Serrano gay? If so, I think we should get him to drink pork fat, and then piss in a glass. And, then we should get some modern sculptor to take the bone fragments and make a little sculpted model of Mohammed, and we should put it in the glass of piss.
How's that?
Hmmmm...it sounds as if Always On Watch has something 'bout piggies~!
it should involve pig blood, entrails
and publicity.
Sell it on ebay to the highest bidder (no matter what country) and donate the proceedings to the IDF.
Or how about we mix the ramains in cement and make a giant sculpture of a pig, and put it across the street from the largest mosque in Dearbornistan.
Mmmmm... You can really mess with the minds of the gazillion slaves of Allah on Earth with this and have a global psychological impact.
Make a big show of sending the remains to Israel. It will make every slave of Allah in the world go nuts at the thought of those dirty sub-human Jews getting their hands on the sacred remains of the "martyrs." However, since contesting the remains is tantamount to admission of guilt, they will be forced to zip their lips. Make them rage and seethe but forced to bottle it all up. That psychological conflict will pop quite a few veins. To go further, put the Saudis on the spot by getting Israel to keep reaching out magnanimously to them to repatriate the remains. Can you imagine how the Saudis' accepting that poison pill from the despised Zionists will look in the Arab street? It will be construed as the Saudis colluding with the global Zionist conspiracy that framed Islam for the 9-11 attacks.
Abu Abdullah,
I hadn't even thought of that aspect of this strategy. They would not be able to publicly vent their anger, because their position is that these are NOT the remains of Muslims.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent, Smithers.
I'VE GOT YOU ALL TOPPED. THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER. PUT THE BONES IN A POT WITH WATER, ADD SOME CARROTS, CELERY, CHICKEN BROTH, MAYBE A LITTLE LAMB MEAT, BRING TO A BOIL FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES, PUT A LID ON THE POT AND SIMMER FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS, THEN PUT INTO SMALL BOWLS AND FEED THE "TERROR STEW" TO THE CURRENT CLUB GITMO INMATES.
VOTE THIS IDEA NUMBER ONE!
Wrap them in bacon, feed them to dogs, and then put the dogs excrement inside a Koran, which you set on fire. That sound good enough?
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