Scotland's Depraved

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Scotland Depraved

Bring me my whiskey mother
I'm feeling friskey mother
Bring me a sheep for I am lonely tonight
God knows I'm really randy
Good thing I'm very handy
England is prim and proper
Scotland's Depraved

Bring me a lover mother,
No not my brother mother
Bring me the sheep for I am lonely tonight
No not our sister Mary
Her legs are very hairy
England is prim and proper
Scotland's Depraved

I'm as horny as a Klaxon
I'll even take a Saxon
Bring me a sheep for I am lonely tonight
Scotsmen wear their kilts all day
Zippers scare the sheep away. . .