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In a shocking development this evening at Buckingham Palace President Barack Obama outed himself and Prince Charles unknowingly over an open microphone admitting that all the right wing fanatics, as he called them, had been right and that he was by parentage a muslim.
Prince Charles then admitted that he had converted in 2001 several months before 9/11.
Citing Islamic law Obama claimed he had no choice but to admit to the truth and would sooner or later have to hold a press conference.
PM Brown holding his soup spoon with mouth agape could only stare, clearly aghast at this stunning news.
Michelle Obama quickly signaled her husband the mike was open and changed the subject to Rush Limbaugh, Rupert Murdoch and the Wonder Pets
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Obama admits to being Muslim ! Tells co-religionist Prince Charles over open mike
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Right. You're all aware this is April 1, right?
Ooooohhhh that was dirty!!!! LOL. Happy fool's day.
You BAD BAD BOY . . .that's the third time I've been caught for April fools today already.
. . .reaches for the dangling cuff of blood pressure monitor hanging off the roof. Now how'd that get there? hmmmmm? shakes finger at EPA
Evil! I nearly choked on my biscuit!
Epaminondas,
If this was intended as an April fools day joke, it is not funny.
You'll have to take it up with Van De Lay News Service
Van De Lay News Service?
Van De Lay News Service?
Is that a Seinfeld reference?
Van De Lay News Service is a division of Vandelay Industries, one of the oldest privately held corporations in the USA.
They are widely known from their TV mentions over the last 20 or so years.
Damien,
That you don't think this is funny is truly hilarious to me.
Pastorius,
Perhaps Damien is pulling one on us!!! Hmmnn?
BTW, I used it on a friend. She only picked up on it when I mentioned Gordon Brown confessing his allegiance to Islam. I did have her going for a second though. It was as good to be on the giving end of this prank as on the receiving end was bad.
Actually, that was Prince Charles:
http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/images/2007/09/18/prince_charles
That's a real photo.
Pastorius,
Didn't another member of the royal family dress up as a nazi for Halloween or was that Prince Charles as well?
Damien,
That was one of Prince Charles sons.
Prince Charles dressed in Muslim garb, as I understand it, because he is extremely sympathetic to Islam. This was no joke. He has made very pro-Islam statements, and there is reason to believe that he may, indeed, consider himself to be a quasi-Muslim. That's rumor, but still some of the quotes point in that direction.
Same with Obama in my opinion. Obama is, indeed, a Muslim by birth (according to Muslim law). And, obama went to the most Muslim Christian Church I have ever encountered. In that church, it seems to be common to honor Louis Farrakhan, as it has been done on more than one occasion.
So, this piece by MR, while humorous, is not that insane.
Damien,
Read this article from Daniel Pipes:
http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2003/11/is-prince-charles-a-convert-to-islam.html
You totally had me. That "by parentage" bit was the kicker. I do think they're both Mohammedans, though.
I just RickRoll'd about hundred people.
You just have to use the old USSR rulez for dizinformaziya.
It has to be a story just outside the envelope, with the cinnamon of already accepted truths in the middle.
Thus you have both the ridiculous and the believable.
Frankly 20 years with Wright may turn out to be worse for america.
As for Charles ... he's a total putz anyway so who cares, right?
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