When I was a kid in the Bronx we used get Egg Creams from the candy stores with soda fountains, which was Fox's UBET, Milk and Seltzer.Following are excerpts from a drama show presented at the Gaza Islamic University, during a festival commemorating Hamas founder Ahmad Yassin. The show aired on Al-Aqsa TV on April 3, 2009.
Jewish father: We Jews hate the Muslims. We love killing Muslims. We Jews love drinking the blood of Muslims and the blood of Arabs. Are you Arabs? Are you Muslims? I hate you. Yes, I hate you. I hate you in order to please God. In order to please God... In order to please God...
Shimon, his son: Dad, I don't know how God could possibly be pleased with you when you stink so much. You haven't taken a shower for two years, yet you talk about pleasing God.
Father: In order to please God...
Shimon, my son, I'd like to teach you something. You must hate the Muslims.
Shimon: Of course I hate them.
Father: You must drink from the blood of Muslims.
Shimon: But mix it with soda water.
Now muslim blood and soda, gee if we only had that, I know I would have been the first kid picked at stickball games on Bryant Avenue. Sounds so fortifying and satisfying !
Does anyone wonder if these morons actually have clue how truly, galactically STUPID they sound? How hopelessly ignorant and tribal they sound? Or are those who might have said 'guys, wait a second before we broadcast this play' hanging from piano wires and flying off buildings?
3 comments:
My matza is always made of Palestinian babies. Crispy-crisp yum-yum.
My friends and I used to eat a lot of Matzos when we were kids but I had to give it up because everything I really liked smeared on it was fattening.
As Wednesday Adams used to put it, are Girl Scout Cookies made from real Girl Scouts?
They need to get out of the caves more. Those prehistoric creepy crawlies are eating their brains.
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