Saturday, February 13, 2010

Special Valentine's Day Treat: Sandra Bullock Is Frickin' Awesome


From Ace of Spades:

Enduring pain and embarrassment, just to give her husband a special Valentine's Day gift.

She wanted to cut and dye her "lower hair," as she calls it, into the shape of a Valentine. Hey, it's her husband. She's allowed (and encouraged) to be kinky.

DEAR PASTORIUS,

YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE PICTURES.

IT IS MY PLEASURE TO HELP.

SINCERELY,

MIDNIGHT RIDER.







3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sandra Bullock IS awesome. And if you ever wanted to see a white straight male's head explode due an aneurysm brought on by rapidly cascading cycles of ood (i.e. a runaway ooda loop without the terminal 'a' action stage), just ask this one to decide between two options:

--a. Dinner with Sandra Bullock, including a chance to help her afterward with a second, more successful, attempt at that Valentine (you have to keep bleach off of the skin, silly girl, or else use a barrier cream).

or...

--b. Dinner with this guy! Holy crap, I mean I love this guy!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGQmCZjJ0k

(Thanks to Andrew Bostom)

Alexander Münch said...

Pasto & Midnight,

Welcome to Hell !

Is it your first 'sight seeing tour' or did you came here to take me out? Huh?...

If not, then leave all hopes behind you !

Hot drink will be served in 15 minutes...

Today's special a la Mezon:- "GOLDSTAR on the LAVA" !...
.

revereridesagain said...

Sandra, you're mahvelous dahling, but next time play it safe and use a wig.