From Ace of Spades:
Enduring pain and embarrassment, just to give her husband a special Valentine's Day gift.
She wanted to cut and dye her "lower hair," as she calls it, into the shape of a Valentine. Hey, it's her husband. She's allowed (and encouraged) to be kinky.
DEAR PASTORIUS,
YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE PICTURES.
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO HELP.
SINCERELY,
MIDNIGHT RIDER.
3 comments:
Sandra Bullock IS awesome. And if you ever wanted to see a white straight male's head explode due an aneurysm brought on by rapidly cascading cycles of ood (i.e. a runaway ooda loop without the terminal 'a' action stage), just ask this one to decide between two options:
--a. Dinner with Sandra Bullock, including a chance to help her afterward with a second, more successful, attempt at that Valentine (you have to keep bleach off of the skin, silly girl, or else use a barrier cream).
or...
--b. Dinner with this guy! Holy crap, I mean I love this guy!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGQmCZjJ0k
(Thanks to Andrew Bostom)
Pasto & Midnight,
Welcome to Hell !
Is it your first 'sight seeing tour' or did you came here to take me out? Huh?...
If not, then leave all hopes behind you !
Hot drink will be served in 15 minutes...
Today's special a la Mezon:- "GOLDSTAR on the LAVA" !...
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Sandra, you're mahvelous dahling, but next time play it safe and use a wig.
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