For The Muslima Who Has Everything
Say she looks like this,
and all you can think about it you just want to get up under her Burqa.
But then, you find out her Dad is some wealthy Imam, like this guy,
So, she already has everything. She has the finest cars (which she can't drive), the finest Burqas, and the finest Jewelry (even though you can't see it, cuz it's hidden under that portable concentration camp).
And flowers? Don't even kid yourself with the idea of getting her flowers. Every Shaheed and his faggot brother have already gotten her flowers by the buttload.
So, what to do? What to do?
I know! Get her these:
Yeah, that's the ticket. Get her Bacon Roses.
She'll go crazy over them. I guarantee it.