Say she looks like this,
or this,
or this,
and all you can think about it you just want to get up under her Burqa.
But then, you find out her Dad is some wealthy Imam, like this guy,
So, she already has everything. She has the finest cars (which she can't drive), the finest Burqas, and the finest Jewelry (even though you can't see it, cuz it's hidden under that portable concentration camp).
And flowers? Don't even kid yourself with the idea of getting her flowers. Every Shaheed and his faggot brother have already gotten her flowers by the buttload.
So, what to do? What to do?
I know! Get her these:
Yeah, that's the ticket. Get her Bacon Roses.
She'll go crazy over them. I guarantee it.
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Say wasn't that famous country song?....
Anita Bryant I think
MR TAKE IT AWAY..............
Well those sure are lovely, but being a practical sort, I was thinking more along the lines of a 4" x 7" strip of ultra-fine window mesh rolled in a tube and adorned with a pretty bow. Sewing it on over that existing mesh would at least help to keep small flies and irritating midges out of the tent.
Why go to all the expense of bacon roses, when often it's the sensitive little things that really help you to score?
Good point. I mean, you could just write her a poem:
Roses are red
Violence is blue
Allah is Moloch
Let's kill all the Jews
Pasto,
Saudi Morality Police will pay you a visit tonight...
See what Robert Spencer wrote about sending flowers to a Muslima:-
http://goo.gl/g5XIb
A fine legal point--does a see thru veil--like those shown--constitute a mask? We need to know for when public mask wearing is banned in USA like in France. Only slightly :)
BTW, notice how a number of the OWS groupies are wearing masks. I'm waiting for some states and localities to start banning same (with resultant test legal cases).
Felix,
Check this out:
http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2011/10/lapd-bans-hoodies-inside-businesses.html
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