Ahmadinejad In NY: Caught With Lap Dancer

As Bono says, New York is a city which inspires Mid-Life Crises in men:

In New York freedom looks like too many choices

In New York I found a friend to drown out the other voices

Hot as a hairdryer in your face

Hot as a handbag and a can of mace

In New York,

I just got a place in New York New York, New York

In New York you can forget,

forget how to sit still

Tell yorself you will stay in

But it's down to Alphaville

New York, New York, New York New York

In New York

I lost it all to you and your vices

Still I'm staying on to figure out my mid life crisis

I hit an iceberg in my life

You know I'm still afloat

You lose your balance, lose your wife

In the queue for the lifeboat

You got to put the women and children first

But you've got an unquenchable thirst for New York

Let me just say that, as one man to another, Mahmoud, I understand the temptation. But, you gotta back away from the strippers. Back away from the Lap Dancers.

Sad, another soul lost to debauchery.

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