Monday, November 09, 2009

How To Tell If You're An Islamophobe

Are you an Islamaphobe? Take the test!

"Are You An Islamophobe?," by Phyllis Chesler in Pajamas Media:

Are you an Islamophobe? Here is a simple test:
  • Do you favor equal rights and treatment of women and men?
  • Do you oppose stoning of women accused of adultery?
  • Do you favor mandatory education of girls everywhere?
  • Do you oppose slavery and child prostitution?
  • Do you support complete freedom of expression and the press?
  • Do you support the right of an individual to worship in her chosen religion?
  • Do you oppose government- and mosque-supported anti-Semitic publications, radio, TV and textbooks?
  • Do you oppose the wearing of burqas in public places, schools and courts?
  • Do you oppose segregation of the sexes in public places and houses of worship?
  • Do you oppose the death penalty for non-Muslims and Muslims who convert to another religion?
  • Do you oppose “honor” killings?
  • Do you oppose female genital mutilation?
  • Do you oppose forced sexual relations?
  • Do you oppose discrimination against homosexuals?
  • Do you support the right to criticize religion?
  • Do you oppose polygamy?
  • Do you oppose child marriage, forced or otherwise?
  • Do you oppose the Qu'ranic mandate to kill non-Muslims and apostates?
  • Do you oppose the addition of sharia courts to your country’s legal system?
  • Do you disagree with the Qu'ran which asserts the superiority of Islam to all other religions?
If you answered most or all of these affirmatively, you are a vile Islamophobe and deserve to be beheaded as the Qu'ran instructs.

If you answered one third or more of them affirmatively, you are a borderline Islamophobe and need to receive brainwashing to become a full-fledged dhimmi.

If you answered a quarter or fewer affirmatively, you need a few private lessons in dhimmitude to scrub yourself clean of those remnants of Islamophobia.

If you answered affirmatively to NONE of these, Congratulations! You are a worthy observant (radical–PC addition) Muslim and have a bright future vilifying Jews, torturing women or, inshallah, becoming a suicide bomber.”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

no hasty conclusions

Damien said...

Pastorius,

Okay, I'll take the test!

Do you favor equal rights and treatment of women and men?

Yes

Do you oppose stoning of women accused of adultery?

yes

Do you favor mandatory education of girls everywhere?

Yes, and ditto for boys as well

Do you oppose slavery and child prostitution?

Yes

Do you support complete freedom of expression and the press?

As long as they are not giving out classified information or committing sedition, yes!

Do you support the right of an individual to worship in her chosen religion?

Yes

Do you oppose government- and mosque-supported anti-Semitic publications, radio, TV and textbooks?

Yes and antisemitism in general.

Do you oppose the wearing of burqas in public places, schools and courts?

For the most part, yes.

Do you oppose segregation of the sexes in public places and houses of worship?

Yes. The state can't do much about houses of worship, but it can deal with the other places. But most Americans don't want to houses of worship that segregate the sexes.

Do you oppose the death penalty for non-Muslims and Muslims who convert to another religion?

Yes, of course, as do the over whelming majority of westerners. But I support the death penalty in cases of mass murder and treason.

Do you oppose “honor” killings?

Yes! Poeple who murder their daughters for dishonoring the family should go to jail, and if its especially heinous, they should be put do death.

Do you oppose female genital mutilation?

Yes, it should be against the law.

Do you oppose forced sexual relations?

Yes, that's practically another word for rape and sexual slavery.

Do you oppose discrimination against homosexuals?

In general, yes

Do you support the right to criticize religion?

Yes, its one of the bedrocks of a truly free society.

Do you oppose polygamy?

Yes

Do you oppose child marriage, forced or otherwise?

Yes on both accounts. All practicing pedophiles are rapists. To have sex with a child, is rape a child, since they are not rational enough to consent, so child marriage is unacceptable for that reason alone.

Do you oppose the Qu'ranic mandate to kill non-Muslims and apostates?

Yes

Do you oppose the addition of sharia courts to your country’s legal system?

Yes, under no circumstances would I accept the addition of sharia to our legal system.

Do you disagree with the Qu'ran which asserts the superiority of Islam to all other religions?

Yes.

Just try and kill me now!

Total said...

Thanks Anon,

That link made my day. :)

christian soldier said...

I answered YES to all of the ?????
Does that make me a Christian islamaphobe?!!!

forgot-was one:
Do I condemn the murder of our BEST by followers of the perverted prophet?!
C-CS