From an Anonymous commenter:
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
5 comments:
Those breasts, alone, could keep America afloat.
HEY! HEY! HEY! That chick you're talking about. I think I KNOW her. . .
And please keep in mind other great American Companies to patronize.
Wild Turkey/Austin Nichols Distillery
Smith and Wesson
Ruger
Federal Ammunition
United Amalgameted Boa Makers. . .
Combined with your list EVERYTHING someone needs for a good weekend.
C'mon! Hookers don't get up early enough to go to yard sales.
RRA,
I don't know. They get up by noon. Sure, they ain't gonna get the best stuff, but there's still some stuff left at noon.
;-)
MR,
(Pastorius smacks himself in the head)
How could I have forgotten about that stuff?
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