Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Congressional officials are warning employees to avoid the DRUDGE REPORT

Fabulous ... too weird to be fiction.

These people don't even realize where they are on the bell curve.


SENATE WARNS EMPLOYEES TO AVOID THE DRUDGE REPORT
Tue Mar 09 2010 08:53:37 ET

Just as the healthcare drama in the capitol reaches a grand finale, congressional officials are warning employees to avoid the DRUDGE REPORT!

The Senate's Committee on Environment and Public Works issued an urgent email late Monday claiming the DRUDGE REPORT is 'responsible for the many viruses popping up throughout the Senate.'

FABULOUS STUFF ! The dog ate my homework. Wait till they accuse FoxNews of planting trojans and blocking that site as well as cable


The committee ordered hill staff: 'Try to avoid' the DRUDGE REPORT 'for now'.

On Monday DRUDGE served over 29 million pages with NOT ONE email complaint received about 'pop ups', or the site serving 'viruses'.

The site was seen 149,967 times since March 1st from users at senate.gov and 244,347 times at house.gov. [10,825 visits from the White House, eop.gov]

The Systems Administrator may want to continue taking her antibiotic until the prescription runs out.
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3 comments:

Alexander Münch said...

O.K. Epaminondas , I get it !

From now on, I'm gona snatch and transfer the stuff from DRUDGE and transfer the whole lot 'as is' to:- ( Click My Name )

For your general info,

The stuff on my Blog is disinfected continuously 24/7 with UV, X-Rays, DDT, Cyclone-B, Dioxidin, Merkava MK4 and much more... all this to prevent the fuckin' virus grow to the size of a "Goat Molester" !!

SPIT ! SPIT ! SPIT !!!

Alex.

e of usa said...

Attention Senate employees: Please avoid the truth at all cost and don't forget to keep drinking the cool-aid.

Always On Watch said...

Gah!

I guess the Senate doesn't know that forbidden fruit is the sweetest.