Monday, July 03, 2006

Great Satans Birthday

July 4th, the birth of the Great Satan, is traditionally celebrated with fire … works. The author of the Declaration of Independence, himself an anti-jihadist crusader, took the battle to the “shores of Tripoli” to fight the Barbary terrorists.

Today’s festive celebration includes plenty of frankfurters (generally pork and beef)—sometimes called wieners after the city of Vienna (Wein) where the Muslims were turned defeated in 1683. Thus, it is appropriate to declare this as International Infidel's Day!


Note: This post originally posted by Jason Pappas.

2 comments:

Pastorius said...

That's a great post, Jason. I had to take it down and repost it because, for some reason, it had interfered with our template.

Sorry about that.

Jason Pappas said...

No problem! Glad you enjoyed a little comic relief.