This is a Scream

Doug over at Fine Dry Wit has a neat quiz for you all.

Muslim or Martian?

It’s quiz time on FDW! This won’t be a fancy fill in the blank and see how many correct answers are tabulated when you click a button. Have pen and paper handy and keep score for yourselves. Think of it as being interactive with tools from an earlier generation.

Each of the statements or questions below have to do with either Martians or Muslims. Have fun!


1. “GENERAL CASEY, DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION?”
“WELL, SIR... DO WE KNOW THEY'RE HOSTILE?”

()Martian ()Muslim

2.“AN ADVANCED CIVILIZATION IS BY DEFINITION NOT BARBARIC.”

()Martian ()Muslim

3.“THEY'RE AN ADVANCED CULTURE. THEREFORE, PEACEFUL AND
ENLIGHTENED…I SUSPECT THEY HAVE MORE TO FEAR FROM US... THAN
WE FROM THEM.”

()Martian ()Muslim

4. “MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT SEND THESE PEOPLE THE WRONG MESSAGE.
WE NEED A WELCOME MAT, NOT A ROW OF TANKS.”

()Martian ()Muslim

5. WE COME IN PEACE. WE COME IN PEACE. WE COME
IN PEACE.”

()Martian ()Muslim

6. “LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, THIS COULD BE A CULTURAL MISUNDERSTANDING… HE DID SAY THAT... "WE COME IN PEACE."

()Martian ()Muslim

7. “THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT "THAT WE TWO PEOPLES HAVE A GREAT DEAL
TO OFFER ONE ANOTHER. AND LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO FEAR FROM US. OUR CUSTOMS MAY BE STRANGE TO YOU, BUT WE MEAN NO
HARM."

()Martian ()Muslim

8. “I'M NOT GOING TO START A WAR.” “WE'RE ALREADY AT WAR,
SIR.”

()Martian ()Muslim

Okay! I’ll have the answers on the comment page. Last one there is an infidel.