Honey Boo Boo

You know those polls where they ask the American Public "what is most important issue to you", and they say "The Economy"?!?

Well, I just figured something out.

If the Polling companies had added in a category for "Having My Own Reality TV Show So I Can Be Famous Just Like Honey Boo Boo", then that would have been the most important issue to the American Public this election season.

We might as well face it, we live in Idiocracy now.

We live in a country full of people who don't know what's in their own best self-interest.

They can't get a job, and that isn't the fault of the bad economy, stifled by socialist policies, no. That's not the problem to Honey Boo Boo.

The problem is, the Government won't give them a job.

If Obama wants to be popular the next four years, he ought to start a government program to make sure that every single American gets their own Reality TV Show on E! Television.

Cuz, your own Reality TV Show. That's a job, right? It's a job and you're famous. That's everything anyone could ever want.

That's some high-gear visionary Socialism.

Welcome to the Banana Republic of Barack Obama and Honey Boo Boo.

Carl's Jr.: Fuck You. I'm Eating.