Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him,
"George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks.
Mahmoud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."Bush says, "You know, Mahmoud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.
Bush replies,
"I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
3 comments:
Pastorius,
Is this a joke? If it is, I'm sorry, I don't find it funny.
Pastorius,
Oh wait is it saying that Bush dreamed that Israel conquered Iran? Now I get it.
The joke is, Israel conquered Iran.
Muslims hate Jews. That's why it's funny.
It's like saying Pigs conquered Iran.
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