Calling Him Out

Ok. This is getting a little silly.

If he accepts, does this mean we have to make him hunk of the week?

Justin, buddy, if you're too busy I'd like to stand in for you except I can't afford the corsage, don't have a private jet, and doubt I could get a permission slip from the Wife. Which I need because, quite frankly, Corporal De Santis could probably, no, definitely, kick my sorry old white bitter clinging ass if I tried anything.

By the way, those six gents standing behind her . . .

. . .are her older brothers

The Blaze:

Move Over Mila: Marine Makes Justin Timberlake an Offer He Can’t Refuse

Well, Justin Timberlake’s day just got a little sweeter. Coming on the heels of Marine Sgt. Scott Moore’s proposal (and acceptance) for movie star Mila Kunis to attend the Marine Corps. ball with him in November, Timberlake has now received an enticing invitation of his own.

Corporal Kelsey De Santis, reportedly the only female to serve on the Martial Arts Center for Excellence (MACE) at Marine Corps. Base Quantico, has “called Justin out” to attend the Marine Corps. ball in November with her.

If Timberlake were to accept, he’ll surely run into his “Friends with Benefits” co-star Kunis, who will be arm in arm with her date, Sgt. Moore.

If Timberlake doesn’t accept? Well, all De Santis has to say then is “cry me a river.”

Watch the adorable video of De Santis’ invitation below

Apparently, there’s even a Facebook page dedicated to getting Timberlake to accept De Santis’ proposal!