INFLATION, OR NEGOTIATION TACTIC? Saudi Cleric: Muslim Men May Enjoy the Company Of Up To 19,604 “Black Eyed Virgins” In Paradise

Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: 

Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have sex] with the virgins as well as the servant girls. 

For every woman from this world who enters Paradise, you get 70 black-eyed virgins. There are four types of women in Paradise. 

First, there are the women of this world who enter Paradise. Each one comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. 

The second type of woman in Paradise is the black-eyed virgin. Each comes with 70 servant girls. These servant girls are the third type. 

Sorry, there are only three types of women in Paradise. If you get married in this world, then [in Paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls. So how many women do you get? That’s the minimum. 

Now, let’s assume that you are married to four wives, each of whom comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, and each virgin comes with 70 servant girls… How many does it come to? God help you. Your reunion [with your wife] lasts for 70 earthly years. When the 70 years are about to come to an end, another black-eyed virgin calls to you from above: 

“Oh servant of Allah, don’t we get a piece of you?” You turn to her, and you see that she is more beautiful than the woman you are with. You ask her: “Who are you?” and she says: “I’m your virgin in Paradise. Allah told you about me, saying: ‘There is more of them with Us’. I am one of the ‘more’.”

Look, you want me to go full-on Jihad, I want 1 MILLION VIRGINS! Take it or leave it.



But, now that I think about it, maybe 100 BILLION VIRGINS IS NOT ENOUGH. I may retire. I've been wanting to spend more time with my family.

I think we Infidels are going to have to UNIONIZE.

I know one thing for sure: I WANT ALL MY VIRGINS AS A BONUS UP FRONT. I DON'T WANT NO BACK-END VIRGINS.

I fear this may be a virgin Ponzi Scheme anyway. There's no way there can possibly be that many virgins in the whole Universe. Only those who die first will get any virgins.