Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Muslim Miracle Meat




Diners have been flocking to a restaurant in northern Nigeria to see pieces of meat which the owner says are inscribed with the name of Allah.

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

The restaurant has kept the pieces of meat for visitors to see.

Thousands of people have already gone to the restaurant to see them since they were discovered last week.

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation". "Supposing only one piece of meat was found then it would be suspicious, but given the circumstances there is no explanation," Dr Yakubu Dominic said.


Islam, a whole religion of men in search of miracle meat. No wonder they keep their women under burqas.

11 comments:

Bosch Fawstin said...

Meatheads

Michael Travis said...

That's why I avoid Nigerian bush-meat, halal gorilla tends to be full of gristle. Their boiled Albino is even worse.

Pastorius said...

Najistani,
I remember that story.

Pastorius said...

Bosch and Michael,

Hey Mo, I've got your miracle meat hangin' right heah'.

BabbaZee said...

Allah Tomato could not be reached for comment

Bosch Fawstin said...

Imagine when they find out it's a chunk of pork chop.

Epaminondas said...

As a physiologist I am compelled to reveal that is a goat's rectum

nyuk nyuk

Pastorius said...

Those etchings the Muslims are interpreting as the name of allah are actually left by the hard fibre of wood chips the poor goat ate before he died.

Damien said...
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Damien said...

Miracle Meat? I don't think so, I heard that anyone who eats Allah's Miracle Meat turns into a stark raving lunatic! Then they grow a bomb around their waist and when the time comes they explode.

:)

Pastorius said...

Stranger things have been known to happen.