Cyclist filmed in terrifying 'zombie-killer' knife attack on motorist in broad daylight in South London

This Is London

The Evening Standard came up with the cutesy headline.

The story is not cute in the least.

Yeah, this is London. Good job, Mayor Kahn:

This is the terrifying moment a cyclist pulled an enormous 'zombie-killer' knife on a driver in broad daylight in south London. 

The terrifying dashcam footage shows a blue Volkswagen drive out into London Road, Croydon, forcing a cyclist to swerve to avoid being hit. 

With the car stuck in a line of traffic and unable to move, the enraged cyclist pulls a massive blade out and launches a frenzied attack. 

Brandishing the knife, he kicks the vehicle and slashes at the windows while the driver cowers inside. 

After the cyclist moves to the other side of the car and smashes one of the windows, the driver is forced to jump out and run for his life.

This is What People Think London Is Like:

It is SO Not That.

AND THEN THERE'S THIS:

Man stabbed to death in one of London's poshest neighbourhoods after 'refusing to give money to youths'