Wednesday, August 29, 2018

That's The Wrong Way?



COUPLE COULDN'T CONCEIVE BECAUSE THEY'D BEEN HAVING SEX THE WRONG WAY FOR FOUR YEARS
Chinese married couple—who were desperately trying to conceive—learned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years. 
The young pair, whose identities have been kept anonymous, went to see obstetrician Liu Hongmei after the woman failed to get pregnant despite having sex on a regular basis, reported the Guiyang Evening News. 
During their appointment, the woman admitted that sex was “usually painful,” which prompted Liu to perform a gynecological examination. 
"The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive,” Liu said. "Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it." 
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

7 comments:

Pete Rowe said...

I have heatd this before, but it was an Aghan couple and a U.S. Army doctor told they were loading the cartridge in the wrong chamber.

midnight rider said...

Too. Many. Jokes.

midnight rider said...

Pete r u sure there wasn't a goat involved... :-0

revereridesagain said...

Watch. There'll be a tranny couple somewhere who will swear this works and s/he is pregnant. Quite possibly a goat will be involved (as surrogate?). Nothing surprises any more.

Pastorius said...

According to the LGBTQBSNBC crowd, men have periods.

Pete Rowe said...

Baaaaaaa!

Maggat said...

Good, it's probably best that they don't have kids.