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Saturday, August 08, 2009

Weekend Humor: The Lie Clock


Hat tip to The Merry Widow, who emailed me the following joke:
The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind the gatekeeper.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
In terms of this world (hat tip to Woman Honor Thyself):



And one more, just for good measure (hat tip to Reliapundit of THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS):

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1 Comments:

Blogger Avenging Apostate said...

Lol. I just got around to reading the joke! Pretty funny!

Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:00:00 am  

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