Ouais! Les French are Les Toast

Aaaaah! Let me just get this straight: The xenophobique Quebecoises, have legislated all kinds of idiotic language laws just to peess off les anglais... who for reasons unfathomable weesh to remain behind the maple syrup curtain, n'est-ce pas? While the President of Fwance, ouais, les fwancais, are in full Fwankish mode of pre-emptive surrendering la langue maternelle (which they have diligently tried to keep pure from Wretched Filthy English contamination) to their Mohammedan Overlords!

From The Brussels Journal:

Sarkozy: “Arabic Is the Language of the Future”
From the desk of Tiberge on Tue, 2008-10-14 11:14

The French government is strongly advocating the teaching of Arabic language and civilization in French schools. Not surprising, considering the number of Arabs and Muslims in France, and the unctuous deference with which they are treated by officials, beginning notably with Nicolas Sarkozy, who cannot praise enough the splendor of Arabic contributions to the world.

The French National Assembly was the scene of a meeting earlier this month of the first Conference on the Teaching of Arabic Language and Culture, attended by a variety of interested parties. There was much wearisome blather about the need for "dialogue."

In his message to the participants, French President Nicolas Sarkozy called Arabic the "language of the future, of science and of modernity," and expressed the hope that "more French people share in the language that expresses great civilizational and spiritual values."

"We must invest in the Arabic language (because) to teach it symbolizes a moment of exchange, of openness and of tolerance, (and it) brings with it one of the oldest and most prestigious civilizations of the world. It is in France that we have the greatest number of persons of Arabic and Muslim origin. Islam is the second religion of France," Sarkozy reminded his listeners.

He proceeded to enumerate the various "advances in terms of diversity," the increase in Muslim sections of cemeteries, the training of imams and chaplains and the appointments of ministers of diverse backgrounds.

"France is a friend of Arabic countries. We are not seeking a clash between the East and West," he affirmed, emphasizing the strong presence of Arab leaders at the founding summit of the Union for the Mediterranean, last July 13. "The Mediterranean is where our common hopes were founded. Our common sea is where the principal challenges come together: durable development, security, education and peace," added the French president.

Well, the French are going to have to learn some useful phrases in their new tongue: I propose the following:

"How does one say 'I surrender' in Arabic?"
"Please don't cut off my head, Monsieur!"
"Can't you see that I am already on my knees?"
"You want me to do WHAT?"
"I am not that kind of Frenchman, monsieur!"
"But I have a little sister."
"Since when did 16 become too old?"
"Him, that is my little brother. He is only 5!"
"Okay, okay, adieu, Jacques, go with the nice Musulman."


The kind folks at Weekly Standard have composed a spanking new national anthem for the feckless French. Au revoir, a dieu, alors!


And now, let us bid a fond farewell, midst the rising smoke and flames of a million burning Peugeots: