Women Want Agency—Until They Don’t

Dire Straits

Portobello Belle

I Exposed the Hidden Elite Behind The Death of the West

Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman'

Babylon Bee:

NEW HAVEN, CT — Progressives across the nation have found themselves locked out of their accounts after CAPTCHA began asking users to identify what squares show a woman.

"I'm not a biologist!" cried local man Lucas Fitzgerald. "What kind of sick joke is this?"

Hundreds of thousands of online accounts have quickly become locked, as liberals repeatedly failed the test designed to distinguish humans from robots. "Thousands of customers have called asking what the secret is to recognizing a woman," said Bank of America executive Lacy Reynolds. "I honestly don't know how to explain it in any simpler terms. The good news is, they can't withdraw any money - so it's been a real help during this banking crisis."

In response to the outcry, the company behind the new CAPTCHA challenge defended the rigorous testing process for each picture. "We have tons of data showing that three-year-olds can reliably pick out the woman in the image," said software engineer Gary Marsh. "So can the vast majority of household pets. The program is merely designed to check for the bare minimum level of intelligence to be human. We literally cannot make it any dumber."

WTF? We're Not Ready for Biocomputing

Duane Betts

Down To Houston

RIP Cassandra Wilson

 Greatest female Jazz Singer of All Time, imo.

Trump and RFK Jr. Have Negotiated Agreements With 26 Pharmaceutical Companies, To Sell 9 of the 10 Most Used Drugs, in America, For Drastically Reduced Costs

192 House Democrats Vote "No" on Resolution to Condemn Socialism

192 @HouseDemocrats just voted AGAINST condemning socialism, an ideology that gave the world famine, firing squads, and 100 million dead.

They couldn't bring themselves to say no to it.

This is the Communist Democrat Party. pic.twitter.com/xkvny0SpID

— Lisa McClain (@LisaForCongress) September 1, 2026

Hundreds of Thousands of Spanish Citizens Pour Into the Streets to Protest the Socialist Quisling Pedro Sanchez and Show Support for the Besieged Town of Ceuta; Sanchez Sics the Riot Police On Them

🚨BREAKING: Millions are out on the streets right now in towns and cities across Spain in a mass protest against Pedro Sánchez and the invasion of Ceuta

THE FIGHT BACK IS ON!🔥 pic.twitter.com/gdOKyljr9d

— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) September 2, 2026

Hundreds of Thousands of Spanish Citizens Pour Into the Streets to Protest the Socialist Quisling Pedro Sanchez and Show Support for the Besieged Town of Ceuta; Sanchez Sics the Riot Police On Them

There are MILLIONS on the streets in Spain right now demanding Pedro Sánchez resign over the invasion of Ceuta.

You won't see this in the legacy media. pic.twitter.com/S7t3saSFhP

— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) September 2, 2026

Pedro Sánchez has sent riot police to charge at and gas peaceful protesters.

Spain is living under dictatorship. pic.twitter.com/7A9QuetEFM

— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) September 2, 2026

🚨🇪🇸 Huge Protests across all of Spain

Seville, Zaragoza, Madrid and other Cities all saw tens of thousands of Spanish Patriots take to the streets.

The Spanish Police are currently clashing with some in certain Cities.

Why?

Because an army of Moroccan Men just took over the… pic.twitter.com/NXixHLNNmv

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) September 2, 2026

Anti-immigration protesters suffering after getting pepper sprayed by Spanish riot police in Madrid.

People are taking to the streets across the country today to protest against the invasion of Ceuta and the Sanchez government’s refusal to deport the illegals from Ceuta pic.twitter.com/kzzg54p0MA

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) September 2, 2026

Humpday Blues

Kelly Joe Phelps

Hard Time They Never Go Away

Moloch Has Returned?

There were no TikToks from moms empathizing with Iryna Zarutska. No tribute videos saying, "This could have been me." Empathy is not what's going on. Forces are much darker and anti-child. Moloch has returned. https://t.co/nEpzLH28Yt

— Cernovich (@Cernovich) September 1, 2026

3D CHESS: This Might Have Been Trump's Plan All Along

Canada is enticing academics to leave the US due to Trump’s crackdowns on research funding for topics like climate, equity, and gender studies. pic.twitter.com/6hoaA1j90S

— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) August 31, 2026

WTF?! The State of New York has ordered Elon Musk's X Money to STOP paying out 6% interest to any New Yorker with their bank account

🚨 WTF?! The State of New York has ordered Elon Musk's X Money to STOP paying out 6% interest to any New Yorker with their bank account

Instead, interest has to drop to 0%. X is trying to reverse it.

New York leaders hate their own people! pic.twitter.com/qNzAz8eGbC

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 1, 2026

CNN NewsNight, The Atlantic’s Jemele Hill argues that capitalism is oppressive and bound up in white supremacy

On CNN NewsNight, The Atlantic’s Jemele Hill argues that capitalism is oppressive and bound up in white supremacy.

Kmele Foster: “It's one thing to not think capitalism isn't working ideally. It's another thing entirely to insist that it is oppressive, that it is bound up with… pic.twitter.com/PLWRCuxt7v

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) September 2, 2026