Wretchard, from Belmont Club, points out something I missed in Osama's declaration of idiocy of yesterday:
I was doubly surprised by the inclusion of the Danish cartoons in Osama's list of vital fronts. The Danish cartoon battle has been largely fought by the blogosphere and a handful of European newspapers; that is to say fought by the no-account, podunk, non-Pulitzer Prize winners of the world. The decision by the great flagships of modern Western thought -- the newspapers, networks and towers of academia -- to stay out of it has inadvertently but fortunately eliminated them from the reckoning. Their self-exclusion means that a bunch of guys with computers on TV carts, kitchens, basements, attics and in the garages have actually left a mark on Osama Bin Laden.
This calls for ... (glance into non-existent wine cellar) ... another cup of coffee.
No, Wretchard, I'd say this calls for a brew. A toast to you, Mr. Jihadi-warrior, towel-wearing, own-people-killing man. You're a real American Hero.
You make us Infidels look good.
That's right, guys. Osama is worried about us; a bunch of pajama-clad dudes and dudettes, sitting in our rooms, posting cartoons of the Profit - uh, sorry, I mean prophet - while, at the same time, we have photos of hot babes in other windows, and the dudettes among us are hooking up with dudes OF THEIR OWN CHOICE via Yahoo Messenger.
Yes, that's right, Osama, abomination piled upon abomination, all for the humiliation of allah.
(How anyone can humiliated god, I will never know, but hey ... that's our allah.)
Oh, by the way, Muslims, Mohammed is not God, and to hold up a Prophet of God as sacred is blasphemy, and it is idolatry.
Heh. Idiots.
4 comments:
amen brutha pastorius.
i couldn't have summed it up better myself
Pastorius,
Your article was worth the wait (Blogger glitch). Great work! And those last two words of yours--LOL.
Isn't it absolutely unbelievable what OBL said about the cartoons? Makes me want to be able to draw!
Earlier today, I found this, by Dr. Walid Phares, who analyzed OBL's speech:
Twenty" marching orders"
* One a long attack on the Cartoons crisis: Blood is needed to cleanse the matter.
* Two, there is a Western war on Muslims and Islam.
*Three, Western policy towards Hamas proves this aggression.
* Four, the United Nations is an infidel and criminal institution.
* Five, there is a Western-infidel aggression against Muslim Sudan. The Black southerners are bandits and the Darfur Blacks are agents of the infidels
* Six, Iraq’s Jihad is to stop future US military bases
* Seven, a cultural invasion is underway: Arab TVs are to be stopped, Muslim liberals to be killed
* Eight, France is to be punished for the female Hijab affair
* Nine, Bosnia’s Muslims were not salvaged by the West
* Ten, The independence of East Timor is a defeat to the Muslims
* Eleven, India and the Hindus are the enemies in Kashmir
* Twelve, Pakistan’s Musharraf is to be killed
* Thirteen, Russia must be punished
* Fourteen: Salman Rushdie is not to be forgotten
* Fifteen: The masses in the infidel lands think like their leaders. Their public (enemies) is responsible
* Sixteen: Calls for Dialogue with the West are to be rejected
* Seventeen: Do not trust the “traitors” including Muftis and moderate clerics
* Eighteen: King Abdallah of Saudi Arabia ignores world realities
* Nineteen: (Western) civilization is attacking ours
* Twenty: It is of the duty of all members of the Umma to offer everything for Jihad, including their lives.
More at the above link, and it's all worth reading. Remember that Dr. Phares can read, write, and speak Arabic. Meanwhile, the msm won't publicize all the contents of that speech.
I hope you like the new version with the cartoon. I had wanted to post that this morning, but couldn't because of the problems with blogger.
Pastorius,
I needed that laugh.
You should send it to Pim's Ghost for posting at The Ultimate Insult!
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