Tuesday, August 19, 2008

They may be murdering ignorant morons, but you have to love their use of words

"We tell the sons of France, the slaves of America, and their masters too, that ourbin_laden_peace_baby.jpg finger is on the trigger and the convoys of martyrs are longing to rampage your bastions in defense of our Islamic nation," Al Qaida Organization in the Islamic Maghreb said.

Convoys of martyrs?
Slaves of America?
Rampage your bastions?

Saturday Night Live, man.

2 comments:

Damien said...

Epaminondas,

Saturday Night Live couldn't make this stuff up. But its not funny, its just stupid. Although in a way it makes sense. These Jihadists wouldn't know the meaning of freedom if it punched them in the face.

Natasha said...

Hey!!! That man in the photo stole our Medieval Virtue campaign hat, how Dare he?

LOL

But he needs that little hood thing dangling down with the bell at the end with the pointy elf looking shoes if he's going to get that Medieval look down pat.

And whats with the peace sign he's holding up there? He needs to take er, some lessons from ole

RAGE BOY, LOL.

You know, that wide open mouth with the eyes that are going to pop out any second with that fist always in the air or those hands hysterically flinging around in rage,

he looks more like an Islamist POPE than a Jihadist! Or is that the new look they pandering to now??????

Is he cursing us or blessing us, with that hand signal? [I know I'm frickin terrible, LOL, but sometimes you have to laugh at this level of absurdity and INSANITY]

and what the Hell does 'rampage your bastions' mean anyway?

Sure thats not Raping your bastards or something along those lines????

:0

but got to hand it to the old fruitcake nut boy--Defend our nation--

er, does that include shooting widows and exploiting women forced into prostitution in Kabul and elsewhere--because de Taliban don't allow women/girls to do anything BUT be married and have children--no school, no work, no teeth brushing [for real, it was illegal under Taliban] and no medical treatment,

so, defending their nation, er,

you mean the Opium Crops?

BTW, who's buying up all that Opium??? Hear ole Iran got quite a drug problem, Syria taking thousands of trafficked ten year old girls from Iraq [that Muslim men pay to rape],

so, WHAT ARE THEY DEFENDING AGAIN??????

so they can liberate us American Slaves?

ROFL

or er, kill us American Slaves or, Enslave us American Slaves--hmmmm, lets see, do they offer a better insurance plan?

Oh wait--forgot--guess if dead you don't need insurance!!! Well, gee, Can't we just all get along.... :0, under the kumbayah multicultural fairies and dragons hope-bong world--

I mean, come on, if they Just weren't poor, they'd let go of all that hate and extremism.

[cough cough--sarc]

EITHER THAT, OR THEY GOT SOME PISS POOR OPIUM BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE AINT' DOING THEM ANY GOOD--ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE EM MELLOW OR SOMETHING?

LOL