Monday, August 24, 2015

Doctors Give 43 Year Old Virgin/Muslim Man a Bionic Penis



All over the world Muslims are hacking off women's clits. So it seems more than morbidly ironic that this Muslim is the first man fitted with a Bionic Penis.

From the New York Daily News:
A man whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8-inch bionic replacement. Mohammed Abad, 43, has undergone pioneering surgery over the last three years to have the new fully functioning penis fitted. 
He lost his genitals in a horrific accident at age 6 when he was hit by a car and dragged for 600 yards. 
Surgeons started crafting a proper replacement three years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm. 
Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles. 
“When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button, and when you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds," Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland, told The Sun. 
Abad, who is divorced and currently single, had his final operation last month at University College London. 
“I have a pump in my testicles, so when I want to have sex, I pump it up, inflate it and the fluid makes its way into the tubes and that gives me an erection," he said. And after that, I deflate it when I’m finished.” 
Now the security guard dreams of having kids, which he described as “a miracle."
In a related note, it turns out Mohammed Abad, at 8 inches, is now the proud owner of the largest Muslim penis in the world, by a factor of two.

But seriously, folks. Good for him. I hope he puts it to good use.

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