Target: We Want Some of That Sweet, Sweet Bud Light Marketing Action, So We're Selling "Women's" Bathsuits With Room to Tuck a Penis, And Also, We're Partnering With a Satanist

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Target's Board of Corporate Geniuses took a look at the huge loss of sales Tranheuser-Busch was enjoying and decided to grab some of that for its own shareholders.

The Daily Caller:

Ahead of June's so-called "Pride month," the retail giant Target is displaying some options being referred to as trans-friendly for customers, including a line of swimsuits with "tuck-friendly construction."

Comedian Chrissie Mayr shared the discovery after a recent trip to the retail giant. Taking to social media, the podcast host tweeted, "Thanks to [Target] I found the perfect swimsuit for creeping out all the women and children at the pool this summer. Can't wait to tuck my cock into this little number while sipping a Bud Light!"

In the accompanying picture, Mayr can be seen glaring at the camera displaying one of the swimsuits featured in Target's pride collection. On the accompanying tags, which Mayr shows to the camera, the suit is advertised as offering "extra crotch coverage" and "tuck-friendly construction."

In a similar tweet, the Citizen Free Press shared a video of a shopper at Target who not only shared the same 'tuck-friendly' swimsuit with viewers, but showed LGBTQ pride clothing designed for children.

In another post, a user known as "Gays Against Groomers," railed on the retail giant, accusing them of grooming and indoctrinating children, while sharing their own images of the LGBTQ selections available at the store. The user further urged customers to boycott the store over its "disturbing" products.

"This is what you will find in the kid's section of [Target]. We urge you to take your business elsewhere. They are indoctrinating and grooming them with LGBTQ ideology. It is highly inappropriate and disturbing."

"We hope there are enough parents out there that understand how wrong this is and show them that this garbage will not sell. The only thing these people understand is money. Target deserves the Bud Light treatment. We will work to put the pressure on them," the user tweeted.

They decided to distract from their woke agenda by also partnering with a Satanist on their "Pride" line.

From The Washington Examiner:

The designer behind one of Target's brand partnerships for Pride month was revealed to have an affinity for Satanism.

Abprallen, a brand out of the United Kingdom and headed by a self-proclaimed gay, transgender man known as Erik, per the website, has had a collaboration in the works with the retailer for roughly a year. The collection includes a sweatshirt that reads "cure transphobia not trans people," a tote bag that reads "too queer for here," and a messenger pack that reads "we belong everywhere."

Among Abprallen's other apparel are images of pentagrams, horned skulls, and references to devils. "Satan respects pronouns," reads one previous design, featured on T-shirts and pins. These items have even been known to be sold at London's Satanic Flea Market during December, which the brand promoted on its social media.

Chrissie Mayr's making a lot of news lately.

During [Chrissie] Mayr's comedy set, the comedian delved into the hot-button topic of Dylan Mulvaney -- the TikTok star of the controversial "Days of Girlhood" series and center figure of the Bud Light debacle.

Mayr mocked Mulvaney for identifying as a female, yet never committing to undergoing gender reassignment surgery despite declaring to be a girl for more than a year. When Mayr questioned Mulvaney for not getting a sex change operation, someone in the audience shouted: "Because he's a man!"

An irritated woman disagreed and then yelled, "No. She's a woman!"

Mayr reacted by saying, "Uh oh, uh oh, we have one of those."

Mayr then lampooned the heckler with a misdirection joke, "No, it's all good. We can all have different beliefs, it's okay. Some of us can believe in reality and some of us can't. This is America, we should have different beliefs, it's all good."

The woman and her friends were outraged and stormed out of the comedy show. One of the women shrieked while exiting, "F*** you, transphobe!"

Video of the heckling below. These are some big, beefy gals.