Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Enemy Mine: Islamic Humor - Have You Heard This One?

From The Gathering Storm

Islamic humor seems a contradiction in terms. Case in point was the uproar in the Islamic world over the Mohammed cartoons. Muslims don’t seem to have any kind of a sense of humor – up until now.

What’s billed as the ‘world’s only female Muslim comic’ has been making news in Britain. Shazia Mirza, Birmingham-born Muslim arrives on stage wearing the traditional in recognizable hijab dress and begins with the deadpan remark, "My name is Shazia Mirza. At least, that's what it says on my pilot's license." In 2003, she was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy.

Mirza believes her act helps break down cultural barriers and she may be right. For humor is a way fro many ethnic groups to make others comfortable by making fun of themselves and in a way, educate others about their beliefs and customs. She says, “Jews make jokes about themselves, so do Christians and Catholics, why can't Muslims?”

Some examples.

  • "We're not all fanatics. I tell audiences how they can distinguish me from Muslim terrorists: they have bigger moustaches than I do."
  • "Anyone with a moustache is now a target," she says, poking fun at strained Anglo-Muslim relations. "My mum's been attacked."
  • About the male gaze: "I was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, 'Show us your . . . face.' "
  • About arranged marriages: "My friend Julie says, 'How can you sleep with someone you don't know?' -- but she does it all the time."
  • During a show two years ago, three men jumped onstage and attacked Mirza after she recounted the time in Mecca when a man touched her inappropriately: "I felt a hand on my bottom. I ignored it. I thought, 'I'm in Mecca. It must be the hand of God.' "
  • She describes a Muslim women’s swimming session at her local swimming pool in East London in revelatory detail. ‘They all swim in one direction – towards Mecca.”

When asked her technique for handling hecklers she responded, “I ask them if they've heard of a fattwah and then they usually freeze!”

Could Mirza bee a sign of Muslim moderation, that often spoke about but seldom seen creature in the Western world? Perhaps. But then contrast her art with that of musician Aki Nawaz. Two directors at his record label had threatened to resign if he released a new album describing suicide bombers and the West's immorality entitled "All is War (The Benefits of G-Had)". On his band's Web site (www.fun-da-mental.co.uk), All is War is described as "13 tracks of provocation and law breaking".

  • Of the track "786 All is War", Nawaz says: "Since 9/11 it (the United States) has displayed all the evidence necessary to find it guilty of genocide and mass murder".
  • In "Che Bin" he compares al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden to Ernesto "Che" Guevara, the Cuban revolutionary leader.
  • In an extract from "Cookbook DIY" quoted in a British paper, he includes the lines: "I'm strapped up cross my chest bomb belt attached/Deeply satisfied with the plan I hatched".

The old saying goes, “you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar”. Muslim artists should take that to heart.

Verdicts in danish 'honour'killing case

Today the sentences were given in danish 'honour'-killing case, where the family killed their daughter and seriously injured her self-chosen husband.

The father, who planned the killing got life in prison. Her brother - the killer got 16 years. 2 uncles also got 16 years. Furthermore 5 sentences of 8-14 years were given. 2 persons will be extradited from Denmark forever.

The family has to pay their daughters wounded husband 1 million danish kroner ($ 160.000)

8 of them appealed on the spot.

Ten danish policeofficers have been on this case alone for 6 months.

Hodja

That Muslim constitution

Pastorius already posted about this bit of good news on LGF here:
A Muslim constitution in Europe.

Islamists in Europe are working on a special legislation for muslims, that will be above national legislation. The initiative comes from the Fatwa-council for Europe, who claims that a “constitution for European muslims” is on its way. The Fatwa-council has close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood organization. It’s spokesman is Tariq Ramadan, who among many westerners has a reputation of representing a more liberal european Islam.
This sounded a bit too outlandish to me, but a google search turned up this bit from Islamonline.net:
"The document is like a constitution Muslims in Europe are expected to abide by as it outlines the basis for inter-Muslim relations as well as the relations between Muslims and their European societies," he added.

Al-Banani asserted that the charter, drafted in French, had gone thorough juristic, linguistic, cultural and legal reviews and revisions.

He said the document would be translated into all European languages as well as Arabic.

The charter tackles the fundamentals of Islam, the Muslim presence in Europe, the relations between Muslims and their European societies and Muslims' political and cultural contributions to their communities based on the principle of citizenship.
The 'Muslim constitution' is drawn up by the Federation of Islamic Organizations in Europe (FIOE) an orgaization who's stated goal is
to maintain the Muslim presence in Europe and to enhance and develop that presence so that Islam is properly and accurately introduced.
The FIOE works closely with the European Council for Fatwa and Research, an organisation headed by Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, of Muslim Brotherhood fame, and with Milli Görüs, a Turkish islamist organisation infamous (in the Netherlands) for financing the building of the Wester Mosque and considered a menace to society in Germany.

All of these have at various times expressed the desire to introduce Shariah in Europe. And with the publication of this 'constitution' they may well be ready to make the first significant step. It effectively withdraws European muslims from under national legislation (in their own minds at least) and seems to be specifically aimed to put European muslims on a collision course with various national governments.

Evidently the Brotherhood seems to think they have the upper hand right now, else they wouldn't make a move as bold as this. It is a slap in the face of every EU member government having outside forces draw up a 'constitution' for what at least nominally are EU member nationals.

Of course it remains to be seen what is actually in the document. But it all seems to fit nicely with The Program drawn up by the Brotherhood. European governments would be well advised to take note and act decisively when this document is published. If we allow foreign shores (c.q. the Muslim Brotherhood) to formally dictate the law over (part of) our citizens we will be in deep doodoo. This is serious, people. This goes waaay beyond 'diversity' and 'integration'. This is a direct challenge to national authority and it must be met.

News from the Mullah-loving nutroots world


The founder and chief moonbat of the "people-powered" New New Left (same America-hating fifth-column wannabe Stalins as the Old New Left, and for that matter as the Old Left - just with some mad HTML skillz) has been coming in for some criticism lately. Why, some of his comrades have even called him a "fascist."


Meanwhile, over at DailyKotz, Don Markos himself writes:

The netroots conspiracy
by kos
Tue Jun 27, 2006 at 02:50:11 PM PDT

It all started quietly enough, with Jerome deciding to stick with the consulting biz and work for his favorite candidate in the race, Mark Warner. But the relationship was blown wide open in Vegas as Warner made a huge splash. People tried to imply all sorts of quid pro quos between me and Jerome and the Warner operation, but they were missing the real conspiracy all along.

Because under the radar, things have been moving nicely according to plan.

Bill Richardson hired great-guy Joaquin Guerra, an old friend, and made a last-minute decision to hit YearlyKos. That earned my praise.

Wes Clark hit YearlyKos too and has been an avid netroots denizen the past couple of years. I have had corresponded on and off with Wes Jr. over the past few years, and greatly respect the whole Clark family. Cue the praise.

John Edwards rolled out a community scoop site built by Rusty (an old friend, business partner of mine and Jerome who literally built Scoop) and does podcastings that MoveOn's Zack Exley, another friend, loves. Not to mention, Elizabeth Edwards is rumored to be a heavy participant on this site under a pseudonym. And one of my best friends inside the union movement is a HUGE Edwards backer. Praise.

Hillary Clinton hired two friends of mine, bloggers Jesse Berney (formerly of the DNC blog) and Peter Daou (formerly of the Kerry campaign and the Daou Report on Salon). Praise?

Evan Bayh has Chris Smith who I met during the book tour and seemed like a really cool guy. And his operation is aggressively blogging and wooing bloggers.

And suddenly, foot soldiers in the people-powered movement have infiltrated most of the top campaigns, exposing our real goal to all.

It's not to try and win my "endorsement". As I've said before, you are all thinking people and can make up your own minds on who to vote for. You don't need me to tell you. And you wouldn't let me (which is what's so cool about this joint).

The reality is that we have conspired to have people [read: friends of me! me me me me me!] help power the process to pick the next president.

Imagine that.

Yes, imagine that, Kossie. Friends of yours get hired, and you roll on the praise wagon. You get to talk with Wes Clark's son, and oingo boingo, his dad gets a lovely little endorsement. Politicians' wives comment on your blog under pseudonyms, and you're just tickled silly! You meet other bloggers who blog blogs and mention you, and you fairly piss yourself with admiration. What cool, cool people they all are. And you know them! People! All power to the...Kos People!

In case you failed to notice, it's all just the same old, same old politico circle-jerk. Only you're in the middle. Which makes you...

Cancel that image.

Important thing is you know and approve of these people. Unlike all those non-people who might be out there working and voting for - shudder - Republican candidates.

The joke about the Kossack Left and all the other tools is that it really doesn't matter, because they'll all shut up and vote for whichever candidate gets the nomination. Because he or Hillary will not be Republican. And that, when push comes to shove, is all that counts.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

French Unions declare: “Firefighters are not cannon fodder”

An exhilirating press conference in France last week, as the main unions representing french firefighters and police officers demand more support from the government in the undeclared colonial war raging in France.

[translated, with difficulty, from a French television station's website; clarifications, or corrections if they are needed, are welcome]

June 23 2006

"Firefighters are not cannon fodder"

Vehicles shattered, firefighters targeted by showers of projectiles; firefighting troops must increasingly face attacks while responding in certain quarters. A situation denounced Friday during a press conference by a union of firefighters and a union of policemen.

"It began with verbal assaults. Later, they attacked material things. Today, it is the men who are targeted." These proposals from Jean-Louis Ségura, departmental president of the national union of professional firefigthers (SNSPP)-CFTC, reveal the malaise, while three police officers and two firefighters were wounded during collisions with a group of 50 to 100 individuals in the Grande-Borne quarter at Grigny at the beginning of the month. And at Viry-Châtillon, during a response to an accident on June 5, the firefighters' vehicles were subject to a stoning from about thirty hooded persons, according to the SNSPP. They were later stoned while inside the vehicle. The first-aider who was treating the victim of the accident, a slightly wounded child, was struck in the head.

Enough is enough: "...."

More at: http://nodhimmitude.blogspot.com/2006/06/french-unions-declare-firefighters-are.html

Posted By Charles.

Hirsi Ali can keep her passport from the Netherlands

Minister for immigration Verdonk from the Netherlands has withdrawn her decision to take away Hirsi Ali's passport. Seemingly Ali did not falsify her name.

Hodja

Muslims and lefties celebration of the day of the London bombings

A real family day at Islam Expo july the 7th with Glorious Quran Recital - wonder if there aren't 52 UK families remebering this day in another way than 'family fun'? Maybe a lot of english would like to reverse the name of the exhibition?
Found on Politically Incorrect in Deutschland, who also has a link to the hædersgæsterne (guests of honour), who all will come to deny that not all muslims are terrorists, but almost all terrorists are muslims.
English comments here.

From Hodja

Switzerland: Muslims complain about church-bells disturbing their call for prayers

A catholic church in Basel, Switzerland har recieved a complaint letter from their muslim neighbours, that the church-bells disturb the muslim priests call to prayer. This is written in the monthly leaflet ‘Initiativkreisnachrichten’. To keep 'good' neighbourship the church would not have made this public.

More at Hodja: http://hodja.wordpress.com/2006/06/27/schweiz-kirkeklokker-forstyrrer-muslimernes-kald-til-bøn/

Nine guilty in 'honour-killing in Denmark

Today the jury's verdict came in the case of a 'honourkilling' in Denmark. Nine accused of the killing and complicity were said to be guilty. The sentences will come later but 8 of the 9 will get at least 5 years in prison. The killer is the victims brother. This is the first case in Europe, where more than one person will be sentenced.

More at Hodja: http://hodja.wordpress.com/2006/06/27/retssagen-om-æresdrabsagen-kender-9-anklagede-skyldige/

Islam porn


Readers of blogs are maybe unaware of the fact, that behind the blog, the webmaster has different possibilities besides maintaining the blog. He/she can edit, change or delete subjects. Also there are possibilities to check statistics and so forth. You can also see which search terms people used to find your blog for example by google etc.
On my blog Hodjas blog I noticed that almost every day some readers got there by the way of an "Islam porn" search or "Islam sex" and so on. As I do not have much sex besides one or two burkha clad halfnaked women, I decided to satisfy my readers, also, as you might know most surfers for porn are from muslim countries, if they don't think it is good enough they can go to Iraq:

Why do they come to un-godly Denmark for porn - maybe because they think we live this way:












Bu I'm sorry to disappoint them - things are more like this in the west:




And that is not so coranic :-)

Islam And The French Resistance

From A New Dark Age Is Dawning:


PARIS - Al Fath Mosque is in a scruffy immigrant neighborhood not far from the neon-lit kitsch of Pigalle. On Friday afternoons the mosque is jammed, and the overflow of worshippers - all men - spills into the streets.

Tourists who stumble on the scene reflexively reach for their cameras, struck by this unusual public manifestation of religiosity in a country where Christian belief has become passe.

In France and in almost every other European country, Christianity appears to be in a free fall. Although up to 88 percent of the French identify themselves as Roman Catholic, only about 5 percent go to church on most Sundays; 60 percent say they "never" or "practically never" go.

But Islam is a thriving force. The 12 million to 15 million Muslims who live in Europe make up less than 5 percent of the total population, but the vitality of their faith has led some experts to predict that Islam will become the continent's dominant faith.

Princeton University historian Bernard Lewis, the dean of American Middle East scholars, flatly predicts that Europe will be Islamic by the end of this century "at the very latest." In France, Islam and secularism spread as Christianity lapses by Tom Hundley

KIdnapped Soldier is a French Jew

French Ambassador in Israel S.E. Gerard Araud, went to Mitspe Hila in order to demonstrate his solidarity for the family of kidnapped soldier Guilad Shalit. Certain members of Shalit's family, it turns out, possess French citizenship (Guysen.Israël.News)

The kidnapped boy is French. Yes, dual citizen./Israeli - I saw this heartbreaking letter from the his family;

La famille Shalit a publié une lettre à l'attention de son fils Guilad enlevé dimanche 25 juin dans le sud de la bande de Gaza.

''Mon cher Guilad, Papa, Maman, Yoel et Hadas se font beaucoup de souci pour toi. Ils aimeraient beaucoup t'entendre et espèrent que tu es en bonne santé. Nous espérons que tu pourras lire ces lignes et nous voulons que tu saches que nous faisons tous les efforts pour que tu reviennes le plus vite possible, à la maison à Hila, en Galilée, dans ta famille et dans ta chambre qui t'attend. Nous pensons à toi et prions pour que tu surmontes cette dure épreuve. Nous savons que tes ravisseurs ont aussi une famille et ont conscience de ce que nous endurons et te garderont en bonne santé. Nous t'aimons et te soutenons. Papa et Maman''

French Ambassador in Israel S.E. Gerard Araud, went to Mitspe Hila in order to demonstrate his solidarity for the family of kidnapped soldier Guilad Shalit. Certain members of Shalit's family, it turns out, possess French citizenship (Guysen.Israël.News)

Apparently the French are working "furiously" with the Israelis to secure his release.

France said on Monday it was seeking the release of an Israeli-French soldier who was reportedly captured by an armed Palestinian group at the weekend, and had made contact with all parties involved.

"We are in contact with all the concerned parties to find a solution to this situation," deputy foreign ministry spokesman Denis Simonneau told AFP.

Simonneau confirmed an announcement by Israeli army radio that the 20-year-old soldier, Gilad Shalit, had joint Israeli-French nationality and said French diplomatic services in Israel were already in touch with his family.

"Our embassy (in Tel Aviv) and our consulate general in Haifa (northern Israel) are taking action ... (and) have already made contact with his family by phone," Simmonneau said.

But Israel insists there are no "negotiations."

"This is not a matter of negotiations, this is not a matter of bargaining," Olmert said in a speech to the Jewish Agency in Jerusalem. Full article here

Story developing

Storm Track Infiltration: Islamism on the Move from the US, Europe, and Iraq

From The Gathering Storm

The insidious, and most times arrogant, march of infiltration into the free world by the Islamists never ceases. Here are three reports that show their never ending push for the acceptance of Islamic law as the basis for all nations.

First, the USA.

In an article in FrontPage Magazine, Aaron Hanscom writes “These are dark day for American education”. He describes a battle in our school systems against the concept of assimilation which is the basis of this country’s success in integrating all cultures into American society. He says, “An alliance of politically correct educators and radical separatists is waging a divisive battle against the very idea of assimilation.”

He quotes cases.

“The Seattle Public Schools recently made headlines after bloggers and columnists noticed some interesting definitions on the district’s official Equity and Race Relations website. The website defined assimilation as “the wholesale adoption of the dominant culture at the expense of the original culture.” Translation: Assimilation is inherently oppressive, so minority students should think of themselves as victims.”

Ah, victimization! Music to the ears of every liberal and the touch stone strategy of persuading the ‘have-nots’ to vote for the liberal ticket. He goes on.

“Because whites play the role of oppressor in this politically correct storyline, a website designed to combat racism was actually saturated with it. According to the Seattle Public Schools, some aspects of society that contribute to what the district calls "cultural racism" are those that “overtly and covertly attribute value and normality to white people and Whiteness.” Thus, “defining white skin tones as nude or flesh colored” is considered a form of racism.”

And we call these jack-asses educators?

“Other examples of cultural racism appearing on the website gave the impression that the Seattle Public School is intent on dashing any chance its students have of achieving the American dream. Browsers of the website were informed that “having a future time orientation, emphasizing individualism as opposed to a more collective ideology [and] defining one form of English as standard” were all forms of racism.”

Got that? If you think like and individual you are a racist. Better to conform to the new liberal socialist world order. For Pete’s sake! My generation fought against collective lemming following and struck a blow for non-conformity. Where have we gone wrong?

Hanscom speculates on this new course Separation 101.

“How eliminating such key ingredients of America's melting-pot society would help immigrant children went unexplained. Evidently, Seattle’s educators view students who speak standard English, plan for the future and favor capitalism over collectivism as victims.”

That’s ‘right on!’ to quote a colloquial phrase of my generation. Read the rest of the article and try not to bang your hands on the keyboard reading this unbelievable tripe.

Now over to Europe. Little Green Footballs reports that the European Council for Fatwa and Research, a Muslim Brotherhood front group led by Tariq Ramadan and Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, is working on a special constitution for European Muslims—that will be “above national legislation.” Here’s an excerpt from the report.

Islamists in Europe are working on a special legislation for muslims, that will be above national legislation. The initiative comes from the Fatwa-council for Europe, who claims that a “constitution for European muslims” is on its way. The Fatwa-council has close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood organization.

The same Muslim Brotherhood whose objective is to have Islam rule the world.

Finally, we move on to Iraq. As many have pointed out, we have already lost the war goals of Iraq and Afghanistan when both voted into their constitution that these countries would be an Islamic state and be ruled by Islamic law. It seems the northern part of Iraq – the Kurdish north – has been resisting Islamic law as the "principal source of legislation" in the regional constitution.

Rueters reports on the debate.

"As in the federal constitution, we want Islamic Law to be a principal source of legislation since the majority of people in Kurdistan are Muslim," said Zana Rostayi, a parliamentarian from the Sunni Kurdistan Islamic Group. Rostayi added that his party – together with the Kurdistan Islamic Union, another major Sunni party – will campaign against the draft and "won't concede to a constitution that doesn't consider Islam as a primary source of legislation….. The draft regional constitution, by contrast, stipulates – in one of only two references to Islam – that, "This constitution safeguards the Islamic identity of the people of Kurdistan and respects other religions and guarantees their freedom".

Islam marches on and the confused and impotent leaders of the free world can not find the moral backbone to stop it. What they need is a good dose of international Viagra.

News Media "Implicitly" Recognizes Palestinian Right To Destroy Israel

This morning Associated Press is carrying the story "Hamas-Fatah To Implicitly Recognize Israel." Isn't it interesting that they are not outright recognizing Israel's right to exist? No. Instead, they are "implicitly" recognizing Israel.

In fact, they are not even implicitly recognizing Israel. If you read the document which is the foundation of this agreement, it does not at all recognize Israel. Instead it expresses that the Palestinian people;

1) have a right to resistance (which "implicitly" means terrorism)

2) have a right to Jerusalem (al-Quds) as the capital of their homeland, and

3) have the right of return, which means they have the right to bring millions of Palestinians into Israel from all parts of the territories, Jordan, and Egypt.

This, of course, would mean the Jewish people would no longer be a majority within their homeland, which means they would be at the mercy of the Palestinian people.

Considering the Palestinian people do not allow Jews to live in their land now, what do you think would happen to the Jewish people were the Palestinians to achieve the right of return?

But, the news media is telling us the Palestinians are "implicitly" recognizing Israel's right to exist. Why would the news media lie like this? Is it because they want to see peace so badly that they are willing to lie to themselves? I suspect this is true. But, the reality is, this "implicitly" they are willing to sacrifice the Jewish homeland in order to achieve "peace."

That is some tradeoff. You know, Hitler believed the German people could have lived in peace, if only they could have gotten rid of the Jews. But, so much for history.

Iran's Head Mullah Rejects Nuclear Negotiations

Ayatollah Khameini has rejected the idea of negotiation entirely:


TEHRAN, Iran - Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Iran does "not need" talks with the United States over its nuclear program because nothing would be gained, state television reported Tuesday.

Khamenei, who has the final word on all state matters, did not give his position on a package of incentives offered by the West to persuade Iran to impose a long-term moratorium on the enrichment of uranium.

But he took a tough line on the final goal of the package: resuming negotiations that the United States hopes will persuade Iran to completely give up enrichment, a process that can produce fuel for nuclear generators or the material for nuclear warheads.

"Negotiations with the United States would have no benefit for us, and we do not need them," state television quoted Khamenei as telling Senegalese President Abdoulaye Wade.

He said Iran was willing to hold talks on its own terms, warning that the West can misuse the negotiating process to bar Tehran from what it considers its right to pursue enrichment.

"We do not negotiate with anybody on achieving and exploiting nuclear technology," Khamenei said. "But if they recognize our nuclear rights, we are ready to negotiate about controls, supervisions and international guarantees."

White House press secretary Tony Snow said the Bush administration does not consider Khamenei's comments to be an official response. The United States and its European partners have said they are waiting for Iran's top nuclear negotiator, Ali Larijani, to communicate with European Union foreign policy chief Javier Solana, Snow said.


It looks like sanctions will be coming their way. Of course, sanctions will not work, but they are a step in the process.

Yesterday, in a conference call with Pamela at Atlas Shrugs, John Bolton reiterated that when George Bush says a nuclear Iran is unacceptable, he means it is unacceptable. I take this to mean we will attack Iran. The question is, when?