HEEDING THE CRUSADER CALL

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HEEDING THE CRUSADER CALL

THE LAST CRUSADE GETS CENSORED BY GOOGLE, SUSPENDED BY HOST ROCKET, AND CURSED BY IRATE MUSLIMS
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Within three short months, The Last Crusade has managed to get censored by Google, thereby losing its g-mail account, and suspended by Host Rocket for generating too much traffic. It has also been cursed by imams as “a forum for kafirs and apostates” and decried by Hamas as an “offense to true believers.” We have managed to survive only by steadfast help and support from No Compromise Media.

Yet the veracity of our reports has been upheld by such scrupulous websites as truthorfiction.com.

Within three short months, we have become one of the fastest growing sites on the internet with 170,640 monthly viewers of our reports. But we have not generated a dime in revenue and only a handful of stouthearted American Jews and Christians have responded to our call for stout-hearted crusaders.

Our stories have been replicated on hundreds of other blogs, including The Wall Street Journal and USA Today.

And our readers have been treated to exclusive, no-holds-barred stories that have been overlooked by network and cable news outlets.

Within the past month, our meager staff of starving journalists broke the following news before any media outlet:

President Barack Obama intends to grant full amnesty to America’s 12 to 32
million illegal aliens before the year’s end. The President made this promise in
Mexico during a joint news conference with Mexican President Felipe Calderon and
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Despite the enormous repercussions of
this announcement, Mr. Obama’s statement failed to generate one line of ink in
the nation’s leading newspapers. The push for amnesty is being spearheaded by
Senator Charles “Chuck” Schumer (D-NY), Chairman of the Judiciary Committee.

President Obama ordered border guards to turn a blind eye to the illegal
aliens crossing the southern border so that all Latinos – - legal and otherwise
– - will be counted in the 2010 Census.

Billions in U.S. aid is missing in Afghanistan. This fact has been acknowledged by President Hamid Karzai, who depends upon U.S. taxpayers to provide 90% of his budget. Despite the missing billions, President Obama has pledged $10 billion in increased aid and not a word of protest has been raised in the joint halls of Congress.

Michelle Obama requires 24 attendants, including a make-up artist and hair-dresser. The cost of such attendance – - $175 million – - far exceds that of any other First
Lady, including Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush. Who would believe that the
country would tolerate such egregious spending in the midst of an economic
depression?

President Obama ordered the Marines whom he deployed to southeastern Afghanistan not to fire upon enemy combatants for fear of creating outcries from the local populace and not to disturb the poppy crops which provide this third world haven of radical Islam with its sole source of income.

Islam has become the second largest religion in the country, far surpassing Judaism, In recent years, more than 1.5 million Americans have converted, making the United States (as President Obama rightly observed) one of the world’s leading Muslim countries. 90% of the U.S. converts are African Americans; 60% have been converted in prison.

Despite worsening situations in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, and Indonesia, only 36% of the merican people, according to a Gallup poll, say they are worried that they or members of their families will be victims of another terrorist attack. Only 1%
now believe that Islamic terrorism is the most pressing problem facing the
United States. Bin Laden should take heart.

While 38 million Americans now rely on food stamps to feed their families, President Obama gave Hamid Karzai a gift from U.S. taxpayers of a $500 million helicopter for the Afghan President’s personal use. The copter comes equipped with executive leather reclining chairs, plush wall to wall carpeting, and two flat panel TV monitors
attached to DVD players. The last option will permit Mr. Karzai to watch “Black
Hawk Down” as he hovers over Kabul.

Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13), the most violent street gang in the country, is now in control of the Mexican border. Twenty MS-13 “coyotes” have been arrested in recent months. Their going rate for escorting” an illegal alien into Obama’s America is $5,000. Their going rate for escorting Islamic terrorists is $30,000. Business is brisk.

Abdul-Azeez Abdullah Al Ash-Shaikh, the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, has
ruled that it is permissible for Muslim men to have sex with pre-pubescent
children. The International Center for Research on Muslim now estimates that
there are 51 million child brides now living on planet earth and almost all
reside in Muslim countries.

And our Crusaders have made the visitors to this site aware of a mass marriage of Muslim men to young girls that was ranged by Hamas (a story too hot for other blogs, despite its verification by our Arabic translators); Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s ties to radical Latino hate groups, including La Raza (a discovery that should have been brought forth during her confirmation hearings; and the incredible discovery that President Obama’s grandfather was jailed as a Mau-Mau and may have practiced cannibalism.

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