Sunday, June 27, 2010

Hey Epa and MR, We Gotta Dress In Burqas And Set Out On A Flotilla

Improbable though it might sound, it has to be done:

IDF TRAINING ALL-FEMALE SQUAD TO INTERCEPT ALL-FEMALE FLOTILLA SHIP

FOX:
A unit of female Israeli army cadets was undergoing specialist training by elite commandos last week in preparation for a showdown at sea with an all-women Lebanese peace ship due to sail for Gaza.
The Israelis, all conscripts aged between 18 and 20, are being trained to board the Mariam, which is being loaded with humanitarian supplies at the Lebanese port of Tripoli before running the Israeli blockade.

15 comments:

midnight rider said...

Oo Oo Oo! I'm in I'm in!

Oh I hope they strip search and use fuzzy handcuffs. . .

LL said...

It makes me want to become a Muslim so I can be strip searched and treated roughly by these young commandos...

Pastorius said...

Ah, so you're in on our excursion too, huh LL?

Alexander Münch said...

Hold your horses you randy Maniacs !

For your general info:-

Each one of these Piranhas will rip your heart out,and drink its content with a straw !

( After their 'Personal Butlers' from "13", will stick a little umbrella on top !).

CAPISH ???

midnight rider said...

Yeah, I'm good with that

:)

Epaminondas said...

Alex, no problemo, as soon as they hit the deck we all start singing Yerushalayim Shel Zachav, and wrap tfillim

Alexander Münch said...

Yes Pasto,

The Piranhas will bite off the extra!...

Pastorius said...

Well, that might be the most Jewish-looking thing about me. Like most American men, I am circumcised.

Pastorius said...

Truth is, I've had people ask if I was Jewish on occasion. However, it could be my name, which is a common Jewish name. Maybe these babes will buy it ...

at least for one night.

Alexander Münch said...

Pasto,

I didn't ask!

I don't ask people this kind of questions ! I don't care if you are Jewish,Infidel or something else !!!
Just don't show me the sign with the " DEATH TO THE JUICE " on it !
Because if you do, I'll stop taking my psychiatric medication and you will find yourself in a deep shit !
I didn't know that Epa is Jewish until HE told me that he likes his Matzo balls in the chicken's bath water along side a swimming carrot ! Not only that ! The Matzo ball must be so hard so you can't split it in half with the spoon !!!
This is the ultimate definition to enigmatic question :- WHO IS A JEW ? Epa is a Jew ! Welcome to the world Epa !
My Father is Jewish because the Gestapo in Belgrade told him so! Until then, he was sure that he was a SERB !
The stupid Gestapo Uberstumbanflotz didn't even notice my father's family name ! With a family name like this, I could be easily retaliated Gobbles or Goring !... S P I T ! !!!!!!! @#$%^&*

Good night !

Alex.

Pastorius said...

The Gestapo would probably judge me to be Jewish.

Anyway, I really have almost no idea what the hell I am, though I have a pretty good idea I am white.

Alexander Münch said...

" I really have almost no idea what the hell I am..."

Yes Pasto,

I understand! You are over 40 ! Lets drink to it, have a "Goldstar" my friend !

You are a good person and wonderful human being ! And this is more then enough !

As far as your whiteness... I'm afraid that it is going to turn as major disadvantage in the near future !...

Another reason to ware a Burka !...

LOLOLOL

Epaminondas said...

OK Alex I have to know.
You're here, so your dad apparently got out: HOW?

We have most of our family because they got out of Germany around WW1, to meet with the rest who were here in the 19th century - but the 1/3 in Austria remained and except for an uncle who as an 8yr old was literally smuggled out in a maid's suitcase .. all gone.

Alexander Münch said...

O.K. Epa,

If you must know, here it is:-

"We have survived" ( by Dr. Paul Münch )

There is more stuff on my Blog, but you will have to do some manual digging because I've neglected my Drop-Down menus for too long!...

Regards,

Alex.

P.S. - There is a "secure" E-mailme under the LogoPhoto...

Alexander Münch said...

Here:-

http://alexander-munch.blogspot.com/2009/01/we-have-survived.html