TRUMP'S INAUGURAL ADDRESS

Trump's Inaugural Address is better than very good. 

I would call it GREAT!

GREATNESS!

HISTORIC!

But it will all come down to whether he delivers.

He promises things I have no vision of how he,  or anyone, could achieve. 

HE IS PROMISING MIRACLES!

And yet, I believe it is highly likely HE DOES HAVE A VISION FOR HOW TO ACHIEVE THESE THINGS.

Here's the thing: The next few weeks are going to be weird. Democrats are going to totally lose their shit. We will be subsumed in a great lake of diarrhea like a firehose from the Mainslime Media.

It will be like nothing you have seen before.

It will be like the book of Revelations, if Revelations was about the Antichrist playing with his shit and throwing it around.

Trump is Triumphant in his declarations. Absolutely convinced and convincing. He will will deliver Miracles.

Trump exudes hope like no President since, perhaps George Washington.

Meanwhile, Biden is stone-faced. 

Kamala is outraged.

And Bill Clinton, oddly, is smiling!

Hillary, meanwhile, is filling up her stomach with the cancer of her hatred. She will die soon.

Trump promised to take the Panama Canal back. As you know, he has also promised to make Greenland part of the United States.

I think I have figured out his strategy. Trump believes a great offense is a great defense. 

Trump's friend Mike Tyson said "Everyone has a plan, until they get hit in the head."

Trump just hit the all his enemies in the head. Now, he believes they will all shut the fuck up, and cower at his feet.

It remains to be seen whether this will happen. 

China might have something to say about it. 

AND THEN THERE'S THIS: