Just Another Melons Monday

TRUMP BABES!!! Making America Great Again

Boobs

Let's not mince words, or mince around like a Gender-Fluid Hipster.

WE'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF BOOBS!

It's gets even better after the break.

OLGA LOERA LICKS HER ICE CREAM CONE AND RIDES WAVES OF PLEASURE

This woman knows the proper posture in which to eat an Ice Cream Cone

It's a hot day.

Gettin' a little messy. Drip, drip.

Dance Little Sister

The Rolling Stones And 

A Cavalcade of Hot Chicks 
Shaking Their Tits And Ass

BONUS BETTY

Babes Without Bras

NEVER FEAR, UNDERBOOB IS HERE!

"Almost" counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and UNDERBOOB!!!

Cleavage Hall of Fame

GO "READ" THE WHOLE THING.

Big Blurry Boobs, No Burqa

When Muslim men feel like they can't handle the temptation, they wrap women up in a death shroud.

Here, the Jewish answer is, blurry glasses. Hilarious, ingenious, and, in this case, respectful of the freedoms of other humans.

From Yahoo:

JERUSALEM - It's the latest prescription for extreme ultra-Orthodox Jewish men who shun contact with the opposite sex: Glasses that blur their vision, so they don't have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed. 

In an effort to maintain their strictly devout lifestyle, the ultra-Orthodox have separated the sexes on buses, sidewalks and other public spaces in their neighbourhoods. Their interpretation of Jewish law forbids contact between men and women who are not married. 

Walls in their neighbourhoods feature signs exhorting women to wear closed-necked, long-sleeved blouses and long skirts. Extremists have accosted women they consider to have flouted the code. 

Now they're trying to keep them out of clear sight altogether. 

The ultra-Orthodox community's unofficial "modesty patrols" are selling glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on their lenses. The glasses provide clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but anything beyond that gets blurry — including women. It's not known how many have been sold. 

For men forced to venture outside their insular communities, hoods and shields that block peripheral vision are also being offered. 

The glasses are going for the "modest" price of $6.