Hundreds of Security Badges Missing From Atlanta Airport

He may have a bomb up his ass?

From NBC:

Hundreds of ID badges that let airport workers roam the nation's busiest hub have been stolen or lost in the last two years, an NBC News investigation has found. 

While experts say the missing tags are a source of concern because they could fall into the wrong hands, officials at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport insist they don't pose "a significant security threat."

Yeah, you idiots. Stop worrying about it.

Truck Containing 18 Tons of Crisco Sticks is Stolen --- UPDATED

How do you make homemade Nitroglycerine?

Almost all modern explosives are a derivative of a nitric acid base. Although fuming nitric acid (98 percent solution in water) is not an explosive in itself, it is explosive when mixed with many other compounds. This process of mixing a compound with nitric acid chemically is called the nitrating principle. The best-known nitrating agent is glycerin, but many others can be and are used. Mercury, sugar, cork, wheat germ, sawdust, starch, lard, and indigo are all common nitrating agents and are used in modern industry. 

Truck containing 18 tons of Crisco sticks is stolen

A truck containing 18 tons of Crisco sticks headed to a grocery store chain distribution center was stolen in a Florida city. 

A tractor-trailer containing the 36,000 pounds of vegetable shortening was snatched Sunday morning, St. Petersburg Police said. 

The truck was destined for a Publix distribution center in Lakeland.

UPDATED ---

According to this report, the semi was stolen from a U-Haul Rental location, "Coastal Towing" in St. Petersburg, - isn't that a rather odd location for a large grocery chain to be loading one shelf item:
St. Petersburg Tribune: Semi with 18 tons of Crisco stolen in St. Pete 
The rig was reported stolen Sunday morning from Coastal Towing, 2390 118th Ave. N., police said.
In additon, another tractor-trailer filled with boxes from Amazon’s Ruskin distribution center had been burglarized, police said. A number of boxes were opened and the contents taken.
Tampa/St. Petersburg area of Florida has a history of nefarious jihad wannabe activity.
Recall also, that back in 2004, St. Petersburg college employees notified the FBI of four men of ME description who attempted to purchase surplus ambulances & police cruisers and then vanished link.