No jokes for you!

A shocking development in Europe:

The study, released earlier this week, shows a vast difference in the attitudes of Muslim asylum seekers from mainstream opinion in the more secular Austrian society. The researchers interviewed 1,129 Muslims originally from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Somalia and Chechnya, with 60 per cent believing jokes about Islam should be banned and a quarter saying Islam should influence Austrian law, Kronen Zeitung reports.

From the comments: “Why did the Muslim go to JC Penny? He heard that they had boys pants half off.”

Emilie Green in the comments from Jihad Watch:

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..You may be a Muslim

You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim

You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You may be a Muslim