Some More True Cons Who Have Decided Post-Natal Murder Is Now Like Totally What Reagan Would've Wanted
Here's another Expert and True Conservative, who totally believes in all the conservative principles.
Except... see, the thing is, arguing about abortion is rude and so we don't do that. It would be upsetting to our liberal friends to fight for this issue, so we just issue gauzy statements about it and then do absolutely nothing about it, ever.
But we pretend -- and shouldn't pretending to care about conservative principles suffice for The Rubes?
And sure, okay, sometimes, we openly support a pro-infanticide candidate, just to prove to our liberal friends what Reasonable Conservatives (TM) we are.
But that just makes us More Conservative.
GO READ THE WHOLE THING.
Except... see, the thing is, arguing about abortion is rude and so we don't do that. It would be upsetting to our liberal friends to fight for this issue, so we just issue gauzy statements about it and then do absolutely nothing about it, ever.
But we pretend -- and shouldn't pretending to care about conservative principles suffice for The Rubes?
And sure, okay, sometimes, we openly support a pro-infanticide candidate, just to prove to our liberal friends what Reasonable Conservatives (TM) we are.
But that just makes us More Conservative.
GO READ THE WHOLE THING.
1 comment:
Flushing out Swamp critters who have pretending for years that they are conservatives. And making a financial bundle in the process.
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