Saturday, July 16, 2022

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz: We're Shutting Down Shops in Democrat Cities Because America Has Become "Unsafe" And There Will Be "Many More" Closings



He also says that stores will be given back -- get this! -- the choice of whether to open up their bathrooms to non-customers like drug addicts and hobos.

You'll remember a pre-St.-George-Floyd incident in which some black guys wanted to sit in a Starbucks without buying anything. They were told they would have to buy something in order to get the key to the bathroom. This was obviously a racist and completely out-of-the-blue, unheard-of policy, and provoked an angry backlash, and Howard Schultz declared that going forward, all drug addicts, hobos, prostitutes and johns would be able to shoot up, sleep, and fornicate in Starbucks bathrooms without buying a damn thing, no questions asked.

As you can imagine, this policy was a crushing success that absolutely delighted workers and store-owners.

And now Howard Schultz is forced to shut down 16 Starbucks locations in cities because they have become dystopian shitholes, and he's... blaming his beloved liberal Democrats.

He doesn't blame Democrats by name, but... who else is it running these cities who is letting them become cesspits? Who is failing to send police when Starbucks franchisees report crimes?

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