Thursday, June 07, 2012

Islam: The Religion of Cunninlingus and Vagina Worship, or Muff-Diving the Meteorite


The Little Man In The Boat

Ever wondered why Muslims bow to Mecca? If they were bowing to God then they wouldn't have to face in exactly one direction, because God is everywhere.

So what are they bowing to - the city itself? But Catholics don't bow to Rome, and Anglicans don't bow to Canterbury, and Mormons don't bow to Salt Lake City.

So what's so special about Mecca? What part of the city are they actually worshiping? Surely they aren't worshipping the entire city, including hotels, car parks, shops, electricity substations, public toilets and all the rest of the urban infrastructure?

No, in fact they're worshiping one specific object in the city - Allah's sacred meteorite.

If you ever see pictures of them milling around in Mecca they are all circling a cubic building called the Kaaba. And set into the wall of that building is a meteorite enclosed by a vessel shaped like a woman's quim that they all try to kiss. Sometimes they get so sexually excited at the thought of the pious pussy that they stampede and kill one another in their efforts to muff-dive the meteorite.

The mingy meteorite was an object of worship long before Islam reared its ugly head, so what it's got to do with Allah is a bit of a mystery. Maybe it represents one of Allahs daughters, but as a Muslim father, wouldn't that get him murderously mad at all the wanabe quim-lickers sniffing around his girls' sacred snatch? Perhaps that's why he sets them stampeding.

Or maybe it means that Islam is some sort of tribal fertility cult that Mohammed duped people into believing was a proper religion.

But one thing is for certain. When Muslims accuse other religions of idolatry, they are the biggest hypocrites on earth. What could be more idolatrous than worshipping a hunk of space junk tarted up to look like a twat?

One more thought. The Jews treated the Temple with such reverence that no man was allowed a glimpse of the whole thing. Hebrews 9:1-9 tells us that in the temple a veil separated the Holy of Holies—the earthly dwelling place of God’s presence—from the rest of the temple where men dwelt.

Likewise, we find that Muslims separate themselves from the vagina they worship, by enshrouding their women in the Burqa. This is more evidence that, in Islam, it is the Vagina that is being worshiped, not Allah.

Or, perhaps, Allah, himself, is the earthly presence of the great mystical Vagina of Gaia.

One thing is for certain, Islam needs a good douching, and soon.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

actually muslims pray TOWARDS Mecca not worhipping it... they pray towards it is because when they pray, they as what they call JEMAAH where they pray as one n that thing u called vagina is not a vagina. According to the holy quran, it is a stone from heaven given by the angel Gabriel when Abraham was building the Kaaba...

Anonymous said...

The religion of submission cannot survive an open and honest discussion of its convoluted and foolish scriptures, its sexually perverted terrorist prophet, or its deceitful and demented god. When Western leaders become unified and resolute in their hostility to Islam's violent and ungodly beginnings, Muslims will flee the religion because they will be horrified by its endorsement of terrorism, mass murder, slave trading, plunder, kidnapping, and rape.

Anonymous said...

PART 2:

If Muslims & their apologists really want to cure "Islamophobia," here is an easy way. Focus their indignation on Muslims committing violent acts in the name of Islam, not on non-Muslims reporting on those acts.

Bukhari:V4B52N268 "Allah's Apostle said, 'War is deceit.'"

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Anonymous said...

TAQIYAH: LYING IN ISLAM:



The "best" type of Taqiyah according to some Muslim authorities is Tawriah. In Tawriah, a kind of Delphic practice, the speaker makes the "mark" believe that they are agreeing with them through ambiguity, whereas in fact they may be saying the opposite. For example, the slogan "Islam is the religion of peace" has an ambiguous meaning, since for Muslims, the peace is to be found only through surrender to Allah.

Anonymous said...

YO, My Man,

The word ISLAM means SUBMISSION.

The word MOHAMMEDANISM means followers of MOHAMMED.

MOHAMMEDANS are NOT submissive to GOD nor MAN!

They act like a PACK OF HYENAS!

Their god is their PRICK and they worship the VAGINA (the Black Stone is its depiction).

You would be better off discussing THEOLOGY with a mangy she camel in Mecca, than trying to get through the lobotomized brains of Mohammedans.

Elika said...

LOL , how u interpret something depends on ur mind ... hajarol-aswad is the name of the stone that is protected with that steel thing. the stone is actually inside it =) please research ur stuff dear

Also in the Quran it is said that the heaven is decorated with female body figure, because it is a beauty ;)


I'm a Muslim woman, and to be honest, seeing that picture "behead those who insult Islam" just freaks me out! what is the reason behind that? so what if they insult it? other's perception does not define what Islam is! to be honest, idk why Muslims get all crazy when others insult their religion... I just don't get it. We're not all alike.

Why did u write there is no fun in Islam? I believe the sexual intercourse is the funnest part =) especially when Islam says that the men have to make sure that the woman has fun as well, otherwise they are considered cruel :) n the family gatherings, eids, weddings, hanging out, all those things, spent with the right ppl can be the funnest things EVAAAA =)

I respect that you have ur blog and want to express urself, but if u get a chance read this book called "The message" by sobhani.. it's Farsi name is "Forooghe abadiyat" u might enjoy it. it's about how Saudi Arabia changed with Mohammad's prophecy :)

all the best dear

Anonymous said...

AN ISLAMIC MARRIAGE COURSE:

When a young Muslim tells his father he wants to get married, his father tells him to “come out back & I will teach you a few tricks”!
He cuts a branch off a tree & gathers a pile of rocks.
“Now son, on your wedding night, when she comes on all “lovey dovey”, give her the Mother of All Beatings”. She will begin to cry,
“But I didn’t do anything wrong”!
But you tell her, “That’s in case you EVER think of doing anything wrong”!
The father tells him, “Son, in Islam we marry the VAGINA, THE PUSSY & its to be always ready for us to “play” with:
RELIANCE OF THE TRAVELLER:
A CLASSIC MANUAL OF ISLAMIC SACRED LAW
Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri
w45.0 A WIFE’S MARITAL OBLIGATIONS (from m5.I, end)
A WIFE’S MARITAL OBLIGATIONS IN THE SHAFI’I SCHOOL
*
w45.1 (Abu Ishaq Shirazi:) A woman is not obliged to serve her husband by baking, grinding flour, cooking, washing, or any other kind of service, because the marriage contract entails, for her part, ONLY THAT SHE LET HIM ENJOY HER SEXUALLY, and she is not obligated to do other thar. that. (A: Rather, it is considered sunna in our school for the wife to do the housework, and the husband (who is obliged to support her) to earn the living, since this is how the Prophet (Allah bless him and give.
him peace) divided the work between Fatima and ‘Ali (Allah be well pleased with them)) (alMuhadhdhab fi fiqh ai-Imam al-Shafi’i (yI25), 2.68).
A WIFE’S MARITAL OBLIGATIONS IN THE HANAFI SCHOOL
w45.2 (Nahlawi:) The wife’s serving her husband at home-by cooking, cleaning, and baking bread-is religiously obligatory for her, and if she does not, she is committing a sin, though it is not something that she may be forced to do by the court (al-Durar al-mubaha fi ai-hazr wa ai-ibaha
(y99),I72).
“Now son, if you tell her you want to “play” with PUSSY, then she has to drop everything, especially her knickers & get up them stairs”.
“If she doesn’t, then give her a couple of wallops of the stick & that will teach her manners.”
“And what are the rocks for Dad?”
“Well son, there might come a time when she feels like running away & you have to defend your HONOR. This is were the rocks come in handy.
Dig a big hole in the backyard; put her into a sack & hop the rocks of her head. She won’t run away again”!
“Women have a knack of having a “headache”, when you want your “iron”!
“Well, just show her the stick & rocks & tell her,
“I’ll give you all the headaches you want, if you don’t behave yourself!
Get up them stairs & warm the bed. I’m feeling horny just thinking about it”!

ALLAH ROCKS!

Anonymous said...

RAPE JIHAD:

Sahih Muslim Book 08. N 3371Marriage

Chapter: Al-Azl (incomplete sexual intercourse): Coitus Interruptus.

Abu Sirma said to Abu Sa'id al Khadri (Allah he pleased with him): O Abu Sa'id, did you hear Allah's Messenger (May peace be upon him) mentioning al-'azl? He said: Yes, and added: We went out with Allah's Messenger (May peace be upon him) on the expedition to the Bi'l-Mustaliq and took captive some excellent Arab women;

and we desired them, for we were suffering from the absence of our wives, (but at the same time) we also desired ransom for them.
So we decided to have sexual intercourse with them but by observing 'azl (Withdrawing the male sexual organ before emission of semen to avoid conception). But we said: We are doing an act whereas Allah's Messenger is amongst us; why not ask him?

So we asked Allah's Messenger (May peace be upon him), and he said: It does not matter if you do not do it, for every soul that is to be born up to the Day of Resurrection will be born.

REMEMBER:

ISLAM TEACHES THAT RAPE IS ORDAINED OF GOD

ALLAH & MOHAMMED SANCTIONED RAPE

Al-'Azl
Al-'Azl, (العزل) also known as coitus interruptus, is the practice of having sexual intercourse with a woman but withdrawing the penis before ejaculation. Apparently al-'Azl with female captives and slaves was a pretty important topic for Muhammad and his companions as evidenced by the abundance of Hadith material on the subject.
Practiced during Muhammad's lifetime & ALL OVER EUROPE TODAY