You are all fundamentally transformed

All Tea Party Extremists must wear their underwear on the outside

All Republicans must ride elephants

For reasons of cost containment Democratic Senators will do all

breast examinations of women below 45

I will do all exams of women below 30

Women over 45 will receive prescriptions for the above 

stated reasons regardless of diagnosis without exams

All progressives will immediately receive 100 extra QALYS

Thus will all Americans receive affordable healthcare in our egalitarian transformed society

Howard Dean, you must go to Vanzetti University and teach executive reform