Thursday, March 12, 2020

Have You Heard The News? The Dogs Are Dead, And You'd Better Stay Home, And Do As You're Told ...


Have you heard the news?  
The dogs are dead!  
You better stay home  
And do as you're told  
Get out of the road if you want to grow old
The government will give you money
Mortgage breaks
No travel from Europe, but UK is ok (from some unknown and unreasonable reason)
No NBA
No School
Do everything online
Stay in your house
Don't go outside
Tom Hanks says listen to what the government says
Angela Merkel says 70% of people will have Coronavirus
Don't question what the government tells you, no matter how insane ...
 .... no matter how much it doesn't add up
Your reason doesn't matter
If you don't listen, you and your loved ones will die

I have looked over the Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seem 

midnight rider adds: Why is the U.K. ok when you can slip over from France etc and then fly here? And why only 30 days when the consensus is this will go on much longer.

Trump has pretty much closed the borders now. And this is going to cost American businesses a fortune. Disney World alone will lose a buttload of bucks. And if the NBA has shut down so will MLB.

Why are they offering money if you call off sick from work and close the schools for Corona Virus but not the much more dangerous flu?

Something is off here. What I said during the Obama years still applies. Watch the other hand.

Or as our friend Epaminondas would say: Just when I thought I was being paranoid it turns out I wasn't being paranoid enough.

5 comments:

Pete Rowe said...

There is a gun and ammunition just inside the doorway. Use it only in emergency. Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer. Believe in me. I am with the high command.

Pastorius said...

That fits too.

Something is very wrong, IMO.

midnight rider said...

Resist much. Obey little.

Always On Watch said...

Why is the U.K. ok

Really?

That makes no sense!

thelastenglishprince said...

What makes no sense? Lack of leadership for employees in the hospital industry.

My facility has not yet cancelled a full day class I am to attend at a computer lab with many fellow staff. The labs are small, stuffy, and barely with elbow room between the monitors.

Guess who is probably going to refuse to attend the class?