All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Sunday, July 11, 2021
When the Biden Administration Knocks On Your Door…
"Hello! I am so glad you are here. But I was about to take a little poopie. But I can poop quicker than a Texas jackrabbit can run. So that you know I am not shittin' you - I am leaving the door cracked. Be right back!"
Flash a brilliant smile.
Scurry to my desk like a rat with bubonic plague coming off the gangplank of a wheat ship touching down in Europe... grab my pen and paper.
"O.K. I need your full name, address, cell phone number and your weight. You look a little on the chubby side."
My victim: "You can't do that! You are doxxing me!"
"Exactly. Now get the hell off my private property."
2 comments:
Here is my "Knock knock" answer:
Knock, Knock.
"Hello! I am so glad you are here. But I was about to take a little poopie. But I can poop quicker than a Texas jackrabbit can run. So that you know I am not shittin' you - I am leaving the door cracked. Be right back!"
Flash a brilliant smile.
Scurry to my desk like a rat with bubonic plague coming off the gangplank of a wheat ship touching down in Europe... grab my pen and paper.
"O.K. I need your full name, address, cell phone number and your weight. You look a little on the chubby side."
My victim: "You can't do that! You are doxxing me!"
"Exactly. Now get the hell off my private property."
Tammy Swofford
Nice.
I like that.
Post a Comment